SOUTHPARK CROSSOVER WITH TWILIGHT
Edward sat in his shiny volvo watching the trees zoom past as he drove over the speed limit when suddenly the trees became cartoonised and different. He shook his head in defiance, he'd thought this was completley and utterly only a bedtime story! He didn't think it could truly happen! But it had happened and Edward Cullen was now in the town of South Park.
Whilst he was otherwise destracted by the more and more cartooning features of his body and car, he accidentally hit someone in his now-not-so-shiny volvo. He raced out of the car to see if this boy was alright but there was no pulse in this bright orange parka.
Edward felt terrible for killing the bright orange parka boy he also tried to understand why such a bright colour wouldn't have caught his attention in his preferal vision. He wandered into town,
afraid to get back in his car - he thought he would kill another. His vampire reflexes seemed to have somewhat dimmed in this badly drawn world.
Then a bustop came into site and with it 3 boys were standing next to it. "STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING JEW FATASS!"
"i'll do what i want dum jew"
"no wonder wendy left me!"
"shutup jew fiddler!"
"LEAVE OFF STAN YOU FUCKING FATASS!"
"you fancy stan don't you jew!"
Before anymore of the racial slurrs and bad words could continue edward walked straight up to the boys and said: "where am i?"
"kyle is this one of you jew friends?"
"no fatass!he's one of those fucking sparkling vampire shits!"
"wendy left me for your movie you bastard!"
"i'm truly sorry, but i seem to hav hit a boy with my car and i..."
"YOU SOOO DIDN'T KILL KENNY! THAT IS BELOW LOW YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
"is this kenny?"
Edward shows the 3 boys the limp corpse in the orange parka hood.
"YOU. KILLED. KENNY."
"YOU BASTARD"
"CARTMAN THAT'S MY LINE! FUCKING FATASS!"
Edward had seemed to have caught on to the language of this town and decided to use his bilingual tongue to talk to these miscreants "fucking shut up the 3 of you. you! fatass! stop calling him a fucking jew! you! jew! stop being a fucking r-tard and you! little blu dude! your girlfriend is a whore!" he left himself a mental note to wash his mouth out with soap later.
the 3 boys just looked at him with open mouths till they heard a high pitched scream, when they turned to look at the source they found an army of fangirls standing and looking at their victim/prize.
The sparkly Edward Cullen.