WARNING!: do not read this if you are angered by stupidity. This story was made totally at random and leaves some questions unanswered and doesnt make much sense if any at all.
DISCLAIMER: I obviously dont own naruto...
Sasuke closed the cabinet to the bathroom after pulling out a kunai and held it to his chin.
"i'll fuckin murder your ass" he said. Just then naruto came into the bathroom naked
"NOO SASUKE DONT POP YOUR RIDICULOUSLY LARGE PIMPLE!!"
Sasuke couldnt help but look at Naruto's naked body "dobe, why are u wearing no clothes?!"
"today is naked day!"
Naruto replied with a smile of glee.
"anyway u dont have to pop ur pimples because u can use toothpaste on it, ok see ya!!"
And so Naruto skipped away with everything showing,
"crazy dobe" Sasuke muttered as he got the toothpaste and smeared it on his face. after a half hour of waiting for the toothpaste to work Sasuke heard some banging noises and left the bathroom to see wat it was. he opened his bedroom door to reveal Itachi naked sitting on top of Naruto.
"WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE!?" Sasuke screamed in anger and shock. Naruto rummaged through the sheets and pulled out a sign.
The sign read "U ARE ONLY TWELVE AND I NEED SOMEONE WITH EXPERIENCE" Sasuke was filled with sadness. "how could u do this to me naruto?" Itachi sat up and said "ur just an idiot with dried toothpaste on your face" Sasuke started to cry on the floor. Itachi got off of naruto and went to sasuke
"you look pathetic...do u want to join us?"
"ok!"
Sasuke said and took off his clothes. Naruto pulled out a sheet of paper and handed it to Sasuke
"wat do i need this for?"
Sasuke asked. Itachi pulled out some more paper
from the bed and handed it to Sasuke.
" We were making party hats for naked day, wat did u think?"
HEH... OWARI.
Its stupid, i know...
Thats what happens when you take homo pills in the morning.
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