BELLA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

Shychick and I felt like doing another anti-Twilight parody, and since Christmas is just around the corner...well, you know. Never had expected to write this many songs, but once I started, it just had a domino effect.

Original Song © Randy Brooks

New Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08 and Shychick

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (as if we need reminding)

All rights reserved.

Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, it is quite hard to believe

She'd been bulking up on eggnog
Couldn't tell ceiling from floor
The girl had gone completely loopy
Took her two whole hours just to find the door

When they found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There was nothing more they could do
So they went to grab some coffee and a snack

Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, it is quite hard to believe

Now we truly pity Edward
He ain't been taking this too well
Talking the ears off the Volturi
If this goes the way he wants, that would be swell

It's not the same here without Bella
Everyone's in black and gray
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we keep her things, or sell them on eBay?

Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, it is quite hard to believe

Now the turkey's on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And I would have sworn the gravy
Matches the drab color of Bella's wig

I've warned all my friends and neighbors:
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a license
To a rookie who stakes claim to all our shelves

Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, it is quite hard to believe

(Sing it, Edward!)

Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, it is quite hard to believe

Merry Christmas!