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Takes place just before the 6th book commences, before Dumbledore whisks Harry away.
Harry Potter was bored. Worse still, he was stuck at the Dursley's for who knows how long. True, they were out of his hair for the next hour, at Dudley's latest boxing match. Harry decided to give the internet another go, having recovered from the confusing and terrifying Yahoo! PornBot incident of last week.
Dudley was still logged onto his myspace account, so Harry browsed it for a while. Dudley's "friends" liked to post bulletins with pointless surveys and questionnaires they filled out. Harry read through a rather long one that a blonde girl (who Dudley had never met, and surely never would) had completed. One question read; Ever made a hit list? The girl had answered; 'Hells yeah, all those Surrey slags are on it!".
Harry couldn't resist. He copy and pasted the survey into a new bulletin.
"Harry Potter Owns His Cousin"
Name:: Harry James Potter. Don't forget it.
Age:: 16
Height:: I don't know! Taller than I was last year.
Weight:: Again, I don't know. Lets just say that I'm thinner than dear old Diddykins.
Sex:: Male.
Finish it:
I am:: bored.
I wish:: Ron would come rescue me from you Muggles.
Life is:: life?
My first kiss:: was wet.
Sometimes I can be:: a stubborn git.
I really want to:: see my friends.
I love:: Chocolate Frogs.
I hate:: Lots of things. Want to hear it?
My love is like:: an article from Witch Weekly. :P
My heart is:: Still beating? Yep, it is.
Forever is:: A long time.
If I could be:: …an owl?
Dead:: Pass.
Here without you:: …What the Hell?
I envy:: Ron.
I do cherish:: My friends, even when I'm treating them like my accessories.
Which is Worse?
Friend dying/or parent dying?: Well, seeing as how my parents are dead, I'm gonna have to say a friend.
Losing all old memories/never being able to make new ones?: I wouldn't mind losing some of my old memories.
Being beat by the one u love or being emotionally scarred by the one u love: Same thing, really.
What would u do if:
Your best friend dies because of you?: I would want to die right next to them.
Your true love moved out of the country?: I don't know.
If you were sexually abused!?
If you were betrayed by someone you trusted or cared about?: Feel very shocked. What else could I do?
If you found out your best friend wanted to die?: Obsessed with death, are you? Well, I would make them live, or die with them.
What would u do for a Klondike bar?: Absolutely nothing.
Questions:
Believe in second chances?: Yes.
Afraid of death?: No, I'm not.
What 5 things/people would u bring to a deserted island?: Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Hedwig, and some of Mrs. Weasley's pudding.
What color describes your mood?: Grey going on to blue. This really is a depressing survey.
Who would u die for?: My mum and dad, my friends.
Would u rather be alone and rich or with friends and poor:P What do you think?
Have you ever wanted to take anything back?: Of course.
What?: Department of Mysteries… err.
Ever experienced rage?: Yes.
Ever been abused by a significant other?: No.
What hurts more words or actions?: So far, actions have done me more harm.
Do you think danger is exciting?: I could do without it, that's for sure.
Been emotionally abused?: Yes, and thank you to the Dursleys!
Do certain songs make you cry?: No.
Which ones?: Pass.
Ever made a hit list?: I suppose there have been certain people…
Low self esteem?: No..
Ever seen something that broke your heart?: Yes.
To whom do u run to when all else fails?: I guess Ron or Hermione, or in a real pinch, Dumbledore.
What are some songs that mean everything to u?: Uh. None.
Favorite song lyrics?: Pass.
Have you ever hurt someone to make them see something?: Probably. I don't like to think that I have.
Most depressing song?: Pass.
Define love?: Loyalty.
Worst emotion in the world?: Err.
If you represented a deadly sin what would it be?: Pass..
What are u looking for in life?: Peace.
Shits getting deep
Someone that was presently a part of your life that you haven't seen in a while: Sirius.
Do u miss them?: Yes.
Why?: That's a stupid question. Why wouldn't I miss him?
Can you tell your true love everything and he/she will still love you?: I don't know. Cho wasn't much of a true love…
If not then is he/she really your true love?: I don't know!
Have you ever had someone in your life then, made them invisible?: Yeah, when Ron and I had that huge row a couple of years ago..
How old do u think u will be when u die?: Very old, I hope.
How do u wanna die?: Peacefully, please.
What's the hardest thing u ever had to do?: Watch Sirius die. Duel with Voldemort. What hasn't been hard in my life?
What's your cure against your fear and your pain?: I guess I don't have one.
Ever been in love so honest and sincere that u totally couldn't control it?: No.
Ever love the person your with but been in love with someone else?: No..
Could u fall asleep in your b/f g/f eyes like a waterbed?: Uh?
Do u feel empty and alone?: Yes, in fact, I'm really starting to.
If you could take one hurtful thing back you have done in your life, what would it be?: I would take back the mistakes I made that hurt others.
Why?: Why shouldn't I?!
If there where 3 things you would die for what would they be?: My parent, friends, what is right.
why?: That's just the way things should be.
Look ahead 10 yrs where do u see yourself?: Right now, I just want to make it through the next year. I'll worry about 10 years when I get there.
Out of nowhere have u ever just broke down and cried for no reason?: In my sleep, but with reason.
Look deep inside of your own eyes what do u see?: Fear.
Like this survey?: No.
Harry clicked the red X in the corner of the screen, putting his head down on the desk.
His eyes were open, staring blankly. Who knew a stupid internet survey could be so painful, he thought dully.