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AN- yes another "Ode to " next up is either "Ode to Dr. Sara" or "Ode to Harry Potter" but that one will probably never exist, since the flames from that one will incinerate thousands of marshmallows.
Ode to Debra Jean
Debra Jean Belle, though I find
Your freckles to be adorable,
It doesn't change the fact that
Your tast in men in horrible.
Just because Nazi Dad is always on your case,
It doesn't give you a reason to start sucking face (with Tweener.)
Michael has big blue eyes,
And T-Bag, Southern charm,
The only good thing about Tweener is:
He lacks the intelligence to do you harm.
So my advice to you is:
Get that boy out of your heart and head,
Because Lincoln needs some comforting
Now that Veronica is dead!
You know, someone should totally write a Lincoln/Debra Jean fic. The whole pairing is just so implausible, implausible like a fox! Seriously, if you could actually produce a well-written Debra Jean/Lincoln fic, you could write anything. Even The Great American Novel which would feature Adolf Hitler and Walt Disney's love affair of the ages. Ahem. Sorry, I kind of got away from myself. That last sentence kind of disturbed me. Any-whoo, This is the voice of Fate, signing off.