Aww…hello! This is me again, Elunium (v)
I'm a bit stuck on writing my story "Follow His Way Oo?"…and suddenly I began writing this silly conversation…
Gah, I dunno…I just wanna have some fun with Tobi and Akatsuki members, eheheh…
Disclaimer: I don't own Tobi, Akatsuki, and any other part of NARUTO (yeah…sob)
Enjoy it anyway! (V)
WHAT KIND OF A WOMAN YOU LIKE MOST?
Tobi: Hello there, friends! How'r ya today?
Akatsuki: …(not interested)
Tobi: Fine? Good! Tobi's fine too! (smiling under the mask) Hey! This is such a nice day, so why don't we talk about something?
Pein (Leader): Okay, let's talk about world domination…
Tobi: (gasp) Nooo…please, Leader-sama! We've talked about world domination almost at every formal meeting! What if we talk about something lighter? Something like…flowers or going to a beach or…
Konan: Women?
Tobi: Aw! Yay! It will do, Konan-san! We'll talk about…umm…what kind of a woman you like most! And we'll start with…umm… you, Itachi-san!
Itachi: …(still not interested)
Tobi: Itachi-san, what kind of a woman you like?
Itachi: Basically none.
Tobi: Aww…come on…(puppy-eyed under the mask) I'm puppy-eye-ing right now!
Itachi: Hn…anyone but fangirls.
Tobi: Oh, okay! Now what about you, Kisame-san?
Kisame: Me? Uhh…I like a sweet and caring woman…a loving one.
Tobi: Sound very nice, eheheh… And you, Deidara-senpai?
Deidara: I like girl who is nice, active…hmm…has a sense of art, not afraid of animals and height…hmm…and fully agree with me that art is a BANG! (grinning) Oh…and if she hates you I'll be very happy about it. Hmph! (happy)
Tobi: (sob…sob) you're so mean, Senpai…
Deidara: Don't care, hmm…
Tobi: Alright then…you, Sasori-san?
Sasori: No specific characteristic…just, she has to be ON TIME at any conditions.
Tobi: Simple but sure. (nodding) What about you, Hidan-san?
Hidan: Jashin doesn't allow love, moron! Love is for weaklings!
Tobi: Pleeeeease? Uhm…think if suddenly Jashin allows love!
Hidan: Huh? (confused) Uhh…well, if that's the case…I prefer a religious one. She may not have the same believes and ideals with me but she mustn't disturb me in my rituals.
Tobi: Okay! What do you think, Kakuzu-san?
Kakuzu: How much will you pay me for this? How much do you have?
Tobi: uhm…n…none… (sweatdrop)
Kakuzu: Then I won't speak.
Tobi: Awww…please, Kakuzu-san? (plea) Oh, Leader-sama will pay you!
Pein (Leader): What?!
Kakuzu: Okay. She must not waste our money, she must saves more than consumes, and she must think of the profit before doing something.
Hidan: Gah, just like you. (bored)
Kakuzu: Shut up!
Tobi: Well, okay then. Leader-sama?
Pein (Leader): Nothing more than Konan.
Tobi: Aww. You, Konan-san?
Konan: (smiling lightly) nothing more than Pein!
Tobi: What a soulmate…and you're the last, Zetsu-san!
Zetsu(b): She must be a cold-blooded killer or has a big desire for killing…
Zetsu(w): …and not afraid of me and care about nature…
Zetsu(b): …a human or monster is not a problem…
Zetsu(w): …as long as she loves me for who I am.
Tobi: Oh, so sweet…All of you have your own choice and characteristics for women you like most!
Konan: What about you, Tobi?
Tobi: (startled) Uh, me? I want a cheerful girl with a big smile, who laughs a lot and always thinks positive about everything!
Hidan: Ugh, just like you, huh.
Tobi: Err…yeah…Oh, hello! (waving hand to you) What about you there? Which one of us do you like most? Or if you can mix the two of us…who will it be? Answer it pleeeeeease!! (waiting for your answer…with puppy-eyes)
END
YAY! Ends!
So random, eh? Well…still… Tobi need your answer!!
If you answer , he'll be very very very happy!
That's it, I guess (v)
See ya later!