Warning: Drabble-y, angsty, character death, slash, yaoi fluff, nice..."clone"...young!Hitler. Combine those. What have I done...?
"A new kid?" Cartman said in disbelief "Seriously? We have enough fucking kids here." Kyle gave the brunette a gentle punch on the shoulder and a glare "Cartman, be nice. Actually give him a chance, he seems cool." They were both looking at a boy across the courtyard who had; by rumor, moved to South Park from Austria. He had short, dark brown hair with a choppy side part and blue eyes. He was kind of pale. His back was against the brick wall of the middle school, he was occupied with a drawing pad and a pencil. The new kid's blue eyes darted up every now and then to look at the features of the courtyard and then back down at his pad of paper. It seemed like the male was drawing the scenery.
"I'm going to go see what his problem is." Eric started towards the boy and called out to him, making him look up from his drawing. "Guten tag." the boy greeted him with a smile and got up from his spot on the concrete. He was a little shorter than Cartman. His hands were filled with the drawing pad and pencil. "Who are you? Why'd you move here?" The kid replied in a thick German accent that Cartman hadn't noticed when he greeted him with the already accent equipped German greeting "My name's Adolf. Adolf Hitler." he said, switching his pencil to the other hand to offer a handshake, about to reply to his next question. Before he could, he immediatley pulled his hand back when Eric's obnoxious laughter filled the icy air "Yeah right! Ha! In your dreams!" The other's confused look proved he had no idea what was going on. "Huh? What's wrong with my name?" Eric was still grinning as he replied "You can't prank Eric Cartman, butthole." he replied, his grin softening to a mocking smile "Who would actually believe you were named after the greatest man that ever lived?"
"Actually, I-" The bell rang out and he glanced in the direction of the school doors. "I have to go now." Cartman snickered and headed back to Kyle "Well?" The daywalker smiled slightly "Who is he?" "He's trying to tell me he's Hitler." Eric snorted "I'm not believing him though..." Kyle frowned and shifted uncomfortably "Oh..." Was all he said before walking towards the school, following his chubby friend.