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HOLD THE CHEESE Chap 1
Priest: Do you Kairi take this cheese to be your ofly wedded husband
Kairi: I do.
Priest: And do you cheese take Kairi to be your ofly wedded wife.
Sora: Kairi! Kairi!
Kairi: (Wakes up) Huh what.
Sora: Kairi it's 11:07 you've slept for that long.
Kairi: OMG!
Sora: Well um ( Sees cheese all over Kairi's walls) WTF!
Kairi: SORA YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME GET RID OF MY OBBSESION WITH CHEESE.
Sora: Sure I guesse I'll try.
( Hollow Bastion)
Kairi: How'd we get here so fast?
Sora: ( Shrugs)
Leon: Oh no.
Sora: Hi Leon!
Leon: (Bleep)(Bleep)(Bleep)!
Sora: Hey Leon!
Leon: What.
Sora: Can you help Kairi with her obsesion with cheese!
Leon: No but my FFVIII friends can.
Yuffie: FFVIII friends yah right.
Leon: ( Holds up hand to Yuffie but it's all blurred out)
( Screne fades and Rinoa,Quitsis Irvine,Zell, Selphie and Edea are in Merlins house)
Sora: Selphie your on of Leon's FFVIII friends?
Selphie: Well he's on my Myspace.
Leon: Okay my freinds are set up in different stations Kairi goes to on and one of my friends try to help her with her problem.
Rinoa: There are six stations
Where does it happen
How long has it happened
Combat Training?????
Short and Simple
Simple and short
And Therapy.
( First station Irvine: Where does it happen stage)
Irvine: Okay Kairi where does the problem happen?
Kairi: At home, The Island and school.
Irvine: School I remember school friends, teachers, people singing songs about you over th PA.
Flashback
(Gablainian (I forget how to spell it) Garden from FFVIII)
Guy on PA system(Singing):Irvine's got a gun
Irvine: You all know I have a gun
Irvine's got a gun
( Everyone runs around screaming)
Irvine: (Sighs)
End Flashback
Kairi: Next station please.
End of chap 1