One Minute Marriage
Summary: The word marriage written in fancy cursive writing looks a lot like the word magic when you're running for your life from a hoard of Death Eaters. So Harry could be forgiven for the mistake.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Nor do I own the original idea for this, I kidnapped it from Potato-kun and SakeHime. Everything apart from the accidental marriage is mine though.
Prologue
Harry Potter wasn't an ordinary teenager. Even though he wasn't ordinary, even by Wizarding standards, he still made mistakes.
Besides, the word marriage written in fancy cursive writing looks a lot like the word magic when you're running for your life from a hoard of Death Eaters out for your blood. So Harry could be forgiven for the mistake.
One Minute Marriage wasn't a particularly popular site. Most women wanted the enormous wedding ceremonies that they had dreamed about since they were children, and since they only provided services in the Wizarding world, less than a quarter of the population were potential customers.
The one thing they had going for them was that they didn't discriminate against… unorthodox couples. Anyone who wandered in off the street could get married in a minute; no questions asked except for 'Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife?'
So when Harry Potter ran into what he thought was One Minute Magic, he had no idea what was waiting for him…
Author's Note
I have written more chapters, they can be found on my Lj account, which can be accessed from my profile. If you just want the chapters, you just have to click on the 'One Minute Marriage' tag.
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