A/N: Hello, fanfiction readers! I know I should be working on my other story, and I will! Soon! But not now. Here's a plotbunny that's been bugging me for a while and is a bit more seasonal!

"… and a new student is joining us today," announced the representative of class 1A, Kazukiyo Soga, "Could you stand up, please, Edward?"

An annoyed grunt was heard, and the new student stood up. He wasn't exactly what you'd call tall. In fact, he was probably less than 5 ft. He had golden eyes, long blond hair that was held back in a braid, and an air about him that said he'd rather be anywhere, anywhere at all, other than where he was now.

When lunch came around, the twins and Haruhi went to eat in the classroom. They found Edward there.

"We should go welcome him to Ouran," said the twins to Haruhi, both wearing identical devilish grins.

"You two are just going to go over there and harass him, aren't you?" she said matter-of-factly.

"Why, Haruhi! Do you really think so low of us?" said Hikaru.

"Why would we ever do such a thing?" said Kaoru. Haruhi rolled her eyes.

Edward was glaring into space when the twins reached him.

"Hey, there," they said. Edward shifted his glare to them, a silent warning to get the fuck away from him. Of course, there was no way the Hitachiin twins would leave something be once they were interested in it.

"Do you think it speaks, Kaoru?'

"I can't be sure, Hikaru."

Edward grumbled and turned away from the two, hoping they'd go away if he ignored them. Alas, 'twas not to be.

"I think we've annoyed it, Hikaru."

"It's hard to tell, Kaoru. Its features are too small to make out."

At this, Ed stood up, his eyes murderous. He grabbed the front of their shirts and yelled "WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET SO SMALL A SPECK OF DUST CAN BE SEEN EASIER THAN HIM! ! !"

"Looks like it talks," said the twins. This only served to make Ed even more angry.

"WHY I OUGHTA…" he began, but was cut off by Haruhi saying "Will you keep it down? I'm trying to study."

"Why are you studying during lunch?" the twins asked. Ed dropped them.

"Because this is a classroom. People come here so they won't be bugged by jackasses like you. So why don't you get the hell out of here."

"Whatever," said Hikaru.

"This was getting boring anyway," said Kaoru. They picked themselves up and walked out the door, saying "See you after school, Haruhi!" Ed turned towards Haruhi.

"Are you actually friends with those jerks?" he asked. She shrugged.

"You get used to them," she said, "I'm Haruhi Fujioka, by the way."

"Edward Elric." He stuck his hand in his pockets.

Haruhi went back to studying and Ed started to look around the room. Now that his annoyance and anger had dulled, his natural curiosity began to come out. After a few minutes he turned back to Haruhi.

"Hey, Fujioka." She looked up. "Do you happen to know a guy named Tamaki Suoh?"

"Yeah, actually."

"Stupendous," he muttered, "Know where I can find him?"

"Why are you asking when you don't want to know?"

Edward started.

"What are you talking about?" he asked, not looking at her.

"Well, your tone of voice makes it pretty obvious that you're avoiding him."

"Am not!" He crossed his arms and turned away from her.

"Sure," she said sarcastically.

He turned back around and was about to say something, but just then the door swung open revealing a one Tamaki Suoh grinning from ear to ear. He bounded over to Haruhi and caught her in a tight hug, saying "Daddy wanted to come visit you during lunch time!"

"Senpai, get off of me," she said, her voice muffled by his shoulder. He didn't hear her at all. She managed to wriggle out of his grasp just enough to see over his shoulder.

"So, if you're not trying to avoid him, why are you backing into the darkest corner of the room?"

Ed let out a low growl. He had been discovered. Tamaki turned around to see who Haruhi was talking to. When he saw Ed his eyes widened in shock, then excitement. He practically flew across the room and tackled Ed in an even tighter hug than he'd given Haruhi. Ed was twitching so much it was as if he was having some kind of a seizure, but Tamaki didn't notice.

"Way to go, Fujioka," he said over Tamaki's shoulder. Haruhi smiled apologetically.

"Get off of me, you moron!" Ed yelled.

"Nonsense! I haven't seen you in years and I've missed you so much and…" He went on and on like that, causing Ed to moan in annoyance.

"Uh, Senpai? How exactly do you two know each other?" Haruhi asked. Tamaki finally let go of Ed, who leaned against the wall and took a few deep breaths.

"Why, Haruhi, don't you see the resemblance?" Tamaki asked. Haruhi looked closer. There was a bit of a resemblance, and their voices sounded a lot alike, as well. Tamaki smiled and put his arm across Ed's shoulders.

"Edward, here, is my little brother!"

Ed punched him in the arm.

"What was that for?' Tamaki asked, completely confused.

"I'M NOT LITTLE, YOU JERK! ! !"

Tamaki realized that he had upset his brother and so went to the nearest Corner of Gloom, saying "I'm sorry. I'd forgotten that you don't like to be called small."

Ed's eyebrow twitched and he pinched the bridge of his nose, wondering why in holy hell he'd had to come.

A/N: What a twist!

No?

Well, fine, be that way!

Imma still update and continue this!