EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
TUN TZU
VS
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATMAN
BEGIN
tun tzu
(looks up from a book)
Oh look what we have here
A man clad in black with a very small sack.
You really think that you can beat me
Soon you shall see your are but a dee.
You fight crime and beat a phyco clown
Well I managed to put a frown and get a crown for my ruler with nothing but my mind.
I might be kind but the bind that brings me to my men make a blind man a bigger threat than this find!
batman
art of war real smart but what a bore
arkham adores me no one thanks your good
my parents killed in the hood so now i fight crime
and kill you with rhyme cause it's high time i kill this gay ass mine
welcome to the night you think you can put up a fight
well you just might decide to leave
i'm in the justice league
the number 1 team
take ya to the scrap heap
you look fatigue i think you should go to sleap it's past your bedtime
now shhhhhhhh i don't wanna hear another peap
tun tzu
The scrap heap you say
Really is that where you get all your toys
I am the greatest tactiction the world has ever known
your a troubled little child who really needs an Ice cream cone
So why don't you go hone you tactics before I give you an arrow to the dome.
You really think that you can bring me down
well your gonna get shanked if you hang around
so just go home to your cat skank and leave the fighting to those without blank minds.
You might have a ton of fancy gadgets but they wont save you this time
that Tight gay belt has everything... except a solid punch line!
batman
bitch please did you just fucking sneeze that out
i'm a little kid well you keep sitting there and pout
how about i teach you some chinese
由猿強姦了你老的陰道哦神
now use your tactics and escape
cause i'll stomp you like a grape
you had a turn to bat
but pussy stop eating cats
now wheres my ipod
tun tzu
(shoots a flaming arrow into the air and it hits some gasoline completely demolishing an army behind him)
Batman take a seat
I'm about to bring a treat.
A neat way to beat all the evil deadbeats in your city A,K,A scrapheap.
You have so many gadgets but I don't see you using them
You can't beat the man of steel and I'm going to cursh you like Alumanum.
You stomp me like a grape?
please you are A caped version of Catwoman
So why don't you go and build another sentry gun
oh wait I forgot you don't kill!
right cus you are a panzzie that doesn't even pay his Hero bill.
So just Chill batman, and let me enjoy your defeat with some Dill
WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!
E...E...E...EPIC...RAP BATTLES OF H...H...H...HISTORY
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