-MEANWHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE-
Ellis: soo. . How far's Vegas now? *looks at Nick*
Nick: *scowls* it would be a lot closer if you would shut the hell up for five minutes, Ellis.
Ellis: but ahm so bored~! *slouched in his seat and looks out the car windows, then back at Nick* . . . Wanna play eye spy?
Nick: *growls and clutches the steering wheel tighter* Ellis, I'm driving.
Ellis: well, yew could still play- juss look forward!
Nick: *growls* anything if you'll shut up I guess.
Ellis: *smiles* awright!
-ONE HOUR OF I SPY LATER-
Ellis: *looks out window* ah spy sumthin on four legs.
Nick: *knuckles are white on the steering wheel, jaw tightly closed together and eye twitches slowly* lemme guess. A horse. Again.
Ellis: Dang right again! *laughs* yer good at this.
Nick: *snarls and grips the wheel and turns randomly into the side of the road, parks car, and glares at Ellis* out. Now. You're walking.
Ellis: *looks at Nick in shock* w-wha?! Walk?! Why?
Nick: *begins to bang head against steering wheel* you haven't shut up in four hours, Ellis- WE ARE NOT EVEN HALF WAY THERE YET.
Ellis: A-ahm sorry Nick! It's juss so boring- ah promise ah won't talk anymore ah swear! *looks at Nick with pleading look*
Nick: *sighs heavily and starts the car up again* better.
-TWO BORING NO TALKING HOURS LATER-
Ellis: *quietly looks at Nick, then sighs and looks out the window, resting his elbow on the windows button* hm. . . *presses it up, then down, then up, then down all the way, then all the way up again*
Nick: *growls* if you do that again, I'll feed you to Coach.
Ellis: *freezes movement and sighs heavily* fine. .
. . .*starts mumbling a song quietly* now and then ah think of when we were together. . .
Nick: *eyes soften slightly and sighs* hey, Ellis. . Don't you have a, uh. . Story or something? *winced slightly and prepares for the kid to talk again*
Ellis: *looks at Nick* yew didn't have ta CUUT ME OOFFF~!
Nick: *glares* I thought it would make you less. . soap opera like.
Ellis: think ah haven't. .*looks up in puzzling thought* sumthin' sumthin' were nothin'~! YEW treat me like a stranger an' it feels so rough~ *holds hand against his chest*
Nick: *groans loudly* Overalls, is this necessary?
Ellis: Yew didn't have to stewp so low~! Now yer juss somebody tha' ah used to know- SOMEBODY~!
Nick: *snarls and bangs fist against the steering wheel* Ellis, shut the FUCK Up!
Ellis: *jumps and shuts up quickly* sorry. . Thought a lil music would help. . .*turns and looks away*
Nick: *grumbles and flicks on the stereo*
-THE SAME SONG COMES ON-
Ellis: *slowly smiles*
Nick: *watches Ellis from the corner of his eye* . . . Hey kid, what's with you and this song?
Ellis: *shruggs* ah dunno, s'juss catchy *looks back at Nick* it aint the Midnight Riders, but it's catchy *smiles*
Nick: *snorts* you're weird kid.
Ellis: *chuckles* ain't that why yew love me? *grins and looks at Nick*
Nick: *face turns red, swallows quickly* when did I say that?
Ellis: *shakes head* yew didn't. But yer face says it all *laughs*
Nick: *snarls* the prospect of you walking seems pretty nice at the moment Ellis.
Ellis: *chuckles nervously* love yew too darlin' *leans over and kisses Nick's cheek*
Nick: *face turns red and growls* shut up and sit still, Ellis. *small smile*
Ellis: *smiles in satisfaction and sits back. Smile slowly fades into a worried tone* . . Ey Nick. .?
Nick: *continues to stare calmly at the road* what Overalls?
Ellis: *slouched in his seat and closes legs together* ah gotta piss. . .
Nick: SONUVA- *takes a deep breath* I'm pulling over. You can take a piss on the side of the road. *gradually slows car to a stop*
Ellis:*smiles bashfully* thanks Nick. . And um. . *leans over and kisses Nick fully*
Nick: *groans and pulls away slightly* keep that up kid, we won't make it to Vegas and you won't be pissing anytime soon *smirks*
Ellis: thas fer bein' so patient with me *looks down* ah know ahm a pain in the ass so, ahm sorry.
Nick: *smirks* it's one of the reasons I like you, kiddo. *leans over and bites his lip* I suggest you hurry. I think I'm ready to find a motel for the night. *wiggles eyebrows mischieviously*
Ellis: *blushes but smiles* yer a perverted sumbitch yew know tha'? *shakes head and exits the car* but thas why I like yew Nick. *winks and chuckles before going to pee*
THE END.
This was mighty fun to do XD
Especially when Ellis starts sining OMG-
I was Ellis
My friend was Nick C: