Disclamer: I DO NOT OWN THIS BECAUSE IF I DID this would happen.

Sound Effects: splat!

My name is Alex Mercer. A few weeks ago an accident happened in Pen Station. Now I hunt, I kill, I consu-

MERCER! Suddenly the hooded man who was brooding looked up only to be greeted by a cinderblock in the face. "ALEX J MERCER! GET YOUR BIOMASS UP HERE THIS INSTANT!" The Hooded man now identified as Alex quickly jumped off the roof and ran at inhuman speeds to the building a crossed from him. Then, with out warning he started running up the walls to the 72 floor of the large apartment building. When he reached the window the scream had originated from he found himself grabbed by the collar and yanked in.

Now, only four things scared Alex. One was Elizabeth Greene, the cause of the infection that plagued New York. The second was the monstrous Hunters that Greene unleashed on the city. The third was the Blackwatch, a (incompetent) Biohazard containment group that had been trying to eliminate him. The fourth and last thing however made the blood in his veins run cold. It was the most powerful enemy he would ever face and he could not harm it at all, no matter what he did. It was his own sister, Dana Mercer, who at this very time looked like she was about to cram Alex into a small jar and send him careening down the side of the building he just ran up

"Hello to you to Dana." Mercer said as he waited to know what his sister needed. Dana simply scoffed at mercer and said, "Cross came by. He said that Greene contacted him and wanted to form a peace treaty and that your invited." Mercer simply said three things that he, to this day, regrets. "I'm not going." Dana just Stared at him before reaching behind herself. Mercer suddenly reacted. He swatted away Dana's grip on his collar before his body started to twist and turn as tendrils formed a hard, protective covering on his body. The moment he achieved his armor form however, was the moment Dana attacked.

Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!

Mercer fell down as the destructive liquid particles from the spray bottle that Dana had collided with his armor. With in moments the particles cut through his body like he was a giant warm butter statue verses a large hot blade. His body continued to melt before Dana decided that she got her point a crossed and walked ever so calmly and slowly over to the refrigerator and pulled out a small cardboard container that held milk. She opened it, took a small sip, and then pored it onto the puddle that her brother was turning into. The reaction was instantaneous. Tendrils started to squirm and then Alex's body began to slowly fix itself. Dana then dropped the now empty container of milk as Mercer's body shot into it and tried to get every last drop of milk from the container as it could. After about a minute he finally stood up as one of his arms started to re-grow. He looked over at Dana who, at the moment, was sitting on the couch. "Where is it?" Dana simply held up her phone. Mercer then sighed before reaching into his body and pulling out a phone. He opened it and saw the message You have one new e-mail. He opened it and saw that central park was highlighted. He sighed before jumping out the window and gliding down toward central park.

How was that for my first fan-fiction?