Ice LunaWolf- Hi everyone! Welcome to my new Hunter x Hunter fanfic, Hunter x Hunter Texting Crack! There's no plot in this! It's just comedy and shit! I never text before and I don't even own a cellphone so please go easy on me!
Disclaimer: Ice LunaWolf does not own Hunter x Hunter!
Dear Killua
Hi Killua!
Gon
Dear Gon
Hi Gon.
Killua
Dear Killua
Yay, I figured out this texting thing!
Gon
Dear Gon
Congratulation, you get a fucking cookie!
Killua
Dear Killua
Really?!
Gon
Dear Gon
I was being sarcastic! Plus we don't have any cookies!
Killua
Dear Killua
Killua!... wait didn't we buy a couple boxes of cookies yesterday?
Gon
Dear Gon
umm...
Killua
Dear Killua
You ate them all, didn't you.
Gon
Dear Gon
No. Maybe. Yes.
Killua
Dear Killua
KILLUA! HALF OF THOSE WERE MINE!
Gon
Dear Gon
And they were delicious!
Killua
Dear Killua
You're not a cat! You're a piggy!
Gon
Dear Gon
HEY! There's only one piggy in my abnormal family and that's my brother!
Killua
Dear Killua
Illumi.
Gon
Dear Gon
No! Illumi is as skinny as fucking stripper pole! I was talking about Milluki!
Killua
Dear Killua
Oh. Sorry. What's a stripper pole?
Gon
Dear Gon
Nevermind. I don't want to corrupt your mind yet.
Killua
Dear Killua
Aww!
Gon
Dear Gon
Hello Ringo-chan~
Hisoka
Dear Hisoka
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Gon
Dear Killua
Hisoka just text me!
Gon
Dear Gon
Just ignore him and maybe he'll go away!
Killua
*Hisoka sends a picture to Gon*
Dear Killua
Hisoka just sent me a picture of his glowing crotch! Help me please!
Gon
Dear Gon
You poor boy... I'm gonna take a nap now.
Killua
Dear Killua
KILLUA!
Gon
Dear Hisoka
What's a stripper pole?
Gon
Dear Gon
Why do you want to know?
Hisoka
Dear Hisoka
Killua told me something about Illumi and a stripper pole. I asked Killua what a stripper pole is, but he won't tell me.
Gon
Dear Gon
I gotta go. I'll stalk you later~
Hisoka
Dear Hisoka
WHAT?!
Gon
Dear Illumi
Illu-chan, why didn't tell me you're a stripper?~
Hisoka
Dear Hisoka
WHAT?! HISOKA, ARE YOU DRUNK?! TEXT ME BACK WHEN YOU SOBER UP!
Illumi
Dear Illumi
But I'm not drunk! T.T
Hisoka
Ice LunaWolf- Hope you enjoy it! Please read and review!