Chapter One
October 2002
Melbourne, Australia
A young woman wandered nervously around the backstage area of the Raw vs Smackdown event in Melbourne. The show had been electrifying and she had finally seen all her favourite superstars from both rosters live in action.
When she won the backstage pass she almost passed out, because she'd been a fan of wrestling and the WWF or now WWE since her childhood.
Not really paying attention to where she was going the woman smacked straight into the back of one of the greener wrestlers who had been sent over on the live international circuit.
"Sorry I wasn't really concentrating" she apologised embarrassedly
The wrestler smiled revealing the most adorable dimples "It's all good, no harm done"
"I'm Lacy Heart, I won a competition for a backstage pass" she introduced herself holding out her hand, the man shook it
"John Cena" he replied
"Oh yeah, you're the new one! Your first match with Angle was very impressive anyway do you think you could point me in the direction of…"
"Of the real wrestlers you want to see" he said cheekily
"Got it in one Cena" she grinned jokingly
He put a hand to his heart and feigned pain "Aw and I thought I had my first fan"
"But I'll take you to the big boys anyway" he added throwing her another one of his cheeky smiles
"Thank you John" she smiled politely
He walked her over to the dining area where the majority of wrestlers were and pushed her into the room telling her not to be shy.
"Oh my fucking god it's Eddie Guerrero!" she exclaimed excitedly seeing her favourite wrestler approach them.
Eddie approached the two with his usual swagger and broad smile.
"Hey Holmes what's shaking? And whose the little mamacita?" he asked John curiously.
Lacy's mouth fell open and her ability to speak disappeared all in one instant.
"Well this is Lacy Heart a mute from the jungles of Madagascar" laughed John causing her to blush furiously
"Sorry I guess I just get tongue tied in front of a wrestling god" she smiled shaking Eddie's hand while he pulled her into a hug causing her to blush furiously again.
"Yeah I get that a lot" said John
"Yeah in your dreams Cena" she shot back quickly while Eddie laughed.
"I like this one John, she's got spunk" he grinned
John just rolled his eyes "Ok well there's more wrestlers to meet so we should carry on"
Eddie grinned and winked at her "Have fun little mamacita"
Lacy beamed and nodded dumbly before following John through a barrage of other superstars who all were just as nice as Eddie. Then came HBK and Triple H ………..Degeneration X.
Lacy almost fainted when they held out their hands towards her.
"I love you guys" Lacy squealed before slapping herself in the face causing the DX members to stare in shock.
"Sorry I had to slap the screaming fan out of myself before I freaked out completely"
"Well we appreciate that Miss No name" laughed HBK
"Sorry guys, It's Lacy" she replied embarrassedly
"Well its very very nice to meet you Lacy" said Triple H pointedly taking a good long stare at her chest.
"Nice to meet you too, and I forgive your ogling because I'm sure it's been a while since you've seen a real pair" Said Lacy winking at them
Shawn laughed and clapped his hands "Oh I like this one John she's feisty!"
John smirked "Your telling me, I've had to put up with her for the past hour"
Lacy glared at him coldly before turning her attention back to the two degenerates.
"Yeah and I've had to put up with a newbie with little talent and a bad haircut for the past hour"
"Oh Burrrn" laughed Shawn
"You hurt me in here" pouted John sticking out his bottom lip and circling his heart, causing Lacy to laugh.
"I think you just earned yourself an invite to the after party little lady" said Triple H throwing an arm around her shoulders
"Awesome did you guys love me that much?" she joked
"Honestly, we already heard about you before you even got down to us" said Shawn
"Yeah Eddie and Rey are in love with ya kiddo" laughed Paul (Triple H)
Lacy smirked "What's not to love"
John raised an eyebrow about to spit something sarcastic before Lacy put a hand up "Don't even try buzz cut because I'll take you down town to china town before you can say Suck It!"
John stood there gob smacked as DX almost fell to the floor laughing and high fived the young girl.
At the club that had been rented out in the city, Lacy quickly made fast friends with wrestlers and diva's before setting up a line of shots and sitting down at the bar.
"Ok whose game enough to outdrink the Aussie girl" she announced waiting for a sucker to try and take on a girl where the legal drinking age may be 18 but the real drinking age was more like 11.
Most of the wrestlers had been to Australia before, left with huge hangover's and wouldn't dare take on a girl, but John Cena was fresh and had no idea what he was up against.
"I'll do it! Your going down to china town little girl" he said using her own words against her
Lacy pulled a 50 out of her bra "Care to wager that buzz cut" she replied causing the room to erupt in laughter and John to blush before adding a 50 dollar note to the table.
"It's on!" he exclaimed having 5 shots poured in front of him before the pouring had even finished Lacy had downed her last one.
John's mouth fell to the floor before he quickly regained composure and drank his 5.
"5 more" he told the bar keeper
Lacy looked over at him and smirked "5 more shots and 5 pints and none of this designer shit or foreign crapola VB ok sweet cheeks" she said winking at the bar tender
He caved first and by the end of the night the two of them were completely plastered with an inability to coherently speak and walk in a straight line.
Shawn and Paul helped the two back to John's suite thinking the looks on their faces in the morning would be priceless.
When they fumbled into the room John graciously offered his bed and Lacy tired and inhibited pulled off her clothes and jumped under the covers with a half naked john falling immediately asleep.
The next morning Lacy's Point of view
I opened my eyes my head pounding to find myself in an unfamiliar room, I must have got a hotel or something after the club. The last thing I remember is winning that 50 bucks off Cena and then everything was really blurry.
I rolled over only to find myself connect with something warm and solid so I yanked the covers off the object to see a man so I screamed pulling the covers up around me.
"AHHHHHHHHH" screamed John before I covered his mouth and stoped my own screaming.
"Oh my god did we?" I rasped
"I don't know?" he replied looking under his side of the covers
"Well I'm not naked are you?" he asked attempting to peek at me as I slapped his hands away
"I'm not either, I don't remember anything" I said
"Well obviously we didn't do it, because you'd definantly remember it" he smirked
I laughed "No I think you would be the one to remember it, and fantasise about it over and over"
He rolled his eyes and smiled "Always gotta have the last word don't ya sweetheart"
"Uh huh, so will you get me my dress for me?" I asked
He slid out of the bed in nothing but a pair of boxers baring most of his gorgeous body that television just didn't do justice too. My jaw went slack, unfortunately he noticed this and smirked at me.
"See something you like honey?"
"Nope just see someone whose ego is quickly filling the room and hasn't thrown me my dress yet" I replied tartly
He held a hand to his heart and tossed me my dress "Ouch"
I just poked my tongue out at him as he walked into the bathroom, I quickly threw my dress over my head and started the hunt for my shoes. I'd finally found them and gotten them on when a very wet glistening John exited the bathroom in nothing but a towel.
I nearly died on the spot and almost bolted out the door
"Where are you going?" he asked
"Umm don't you want some privacy and I should really get home" I mumbled looking anywhere but at him
"It's cool, I'll get changed in the bathroom and after I'm dressed I'll get you a cab and some breakfast"
"Coffee!" I exclaimed brightening a little
"Ah a fellow caffeine addict" he laughed
"This haggard me isn't due to a hangover, it's a lack of caffeine in my system" I replied jokingly
He laughed "I don't see anything haggard about you, a little dishevelment but nothing haggard girl trust me" he said looking me up and down
That brought a bit of an awkward silence before I quickly broke it grabbing my handbag and pulling my phone out to call a cab.
Within half an hour I was home wondering what the hell had just happened and how I managed to party all night with some of my favourite wrestlers, dirty danced with Eddie, Batista and Shawn Micheals, Almost make out with the aptly named Randy Orton, play a drinking game with John Cena and wake up in my underwear in his room!
I had just got out of the shower when my phone rang the number was with-held so I picked it up.
L: Hello?
J: Did you get home okay?
L: John? How'd you get my number?
J: You gave it too me silly
L: Oh I thought I gave it too……
J: You did and a few others well pretty much every single wrestler in the room he chuckled
L: Oh my god, I'm such a Ho
J: Not Ho enough to sleep with a newbie though
L: That is true I grinned
L: So where are you headed?
J: Perth apparently
L: You'll love it there the weather is scrumptious
J: Hmm sounds interesting
L: It's an interesting place but lacks cool points because you won't find a Lacy Heart there
J: That I don't doubt honey
L: Well Enjoy the rest of your trip John Cena and look me up if your ever back in Melbourne.
J: How about before then, I've got msn
We both exchanged emails and telephone numbers before hanging up the phone feeling as though we both definantly made a new friend.