Fungus Busters
Opining credits lalalalalalalalalalala he's a family guy
Scene I
Peter coming down the stairs as brain is watching TV on the couch
Brian: hi Pete- whoa what is that!
Peter: oh I got board so I glued some mushrooms to my back and I think there starting to spread
Brian: you should get that checked out
Peter: na it fine
Lois coming down the stairs: peter have you seen my ja- ahhhhhhhh!
Peter: I know isn't it great!
Lois: get that off your back
Peter: no!
Lois: now!
Peter: no! I want to keep it besides its like im a farm.
As he pulls a mushroom off his back and eats it.
Peter: hahahahahaha tasted like my old cat mittens
Flash back to peter when he was little
Peter: come here mittens
Peter rips off the cats tail and eats it
Peter: hahaha mmmmmmmm good
Mittens grows back his tail
(End of flash back)
Peter: Wait! That wasn't Tom Cruise.
Scene II
Peter enters brewery door.
Opie: guadaloop guadaloop!
Angela: opies right peter you can't come in with some fungus on your back.
Peter: aww come on Angela its just a little growth.
Angela: no! its unsanitary.
Opie shoves pencil in his nose.
Opie: guadaloop graaaaaaaaaa.
Angela: so true Opie.
Peter frowns and exits
Scene III
Stewie and Brian enter with peter on the couch.
Stewie: Hello fat ma- woahhhh what is that
Brian: It's a long story. Peter, I thought you would be at work
Peter: I cant I'm not allowed to go in with this on my back
Peter takes out a putty scraper and tries to scrape it off but fails
Brian: I think I know something that could help
Brian takes Stewie and throws him at peters back and stewie chips part of the fungi off
Stewie lands on the floor and the piece of fungi lands in his mouth and he swallows it
All together: ewwwwwwwww
Peter: that's nasty
Brian: oops
Stewie: ahhhhhhhhh
Stewie throws up and needs a stomach pump
Seen IV
In the hospital it shows Stewie on a bed
Peter: aw this sucks and some how I feel as if it's all my fault
Lois: it is all your fault you just had to grow the fungus
Chris: well Stewie it looks like every thing going to be ok
Lois: well peter it looks like you learned an important lesson today
Peter: nope
Cuts to credits
