Jaclyn: Uh hi this is my first so please be nice.
Kaiba: PSHH! Puh-lease! Flame her! It'll do her some good!
Jaclyn: Hey! You're my muse! You're supposed to be nice to me!
Jounouchi: Yea Kaiba! She's the authoress and she can use her author powers for the bad of your health.
Jaclyn: Well at least someone is showing some compassion for me!
Jou: Awww, that was nothing Jac.
Jaclyn: Sure it was Jou-kun. Will you please do the disclaimer while I bribe Kaiba to do the warnings.
Jou: Sure.
Disclaimer: Jaclyn owns nothing but a penny named Peggy and some dryer lint.
Jaclyn: Ok Kaiba your turn.
Kaiba: Fine. Fine. Fine.
Warnings: Uhh, well it will be Shonen-ai so you don't like don't read, and there is OOC-ness and AU. So scram now before you even read!
Jaclyn: Ok now on with the fic! And Jou is OOC and so is Kaiba.
Chapter 1: Stay home after dark
"Psst. Jou did you hear that?" a platinum blond, lilac eyed, 17 year old Egyptian boy whispered to a blond hair, honey brown eye, tanned 17 year old,
"Yea, hush Malik! Go get Yuugi and Ryou to come back here, I'll find our lone hunter." The blond said,
"Right then Jou." Malik said he and Jou part ways and while Malik went to look for the two boys Jou went to look for their lone hunter, a vampire whom retained his soul when being turned.
(Seto Kaiba! Where in the seven hells are you!)
((Why do you want to know mutt?))
(I want to know because we're on a hunt and the vampires are meeting up in the courtyard of the library!)
((Oh well excuse me mutt.)) Jou growled at the vampire's antics
(Just meet me at the…)
"Already here." a low voice said behind Jou,
"Good now let's go please." Jou said turning on his heel and strutting away, Kaiba just followed.
((Guess what!))
(What?)
((I'm a blood thirsty fiend! MUHAHAHA!))
(Right then. Want me to smack you on the head, 'cause you sound kinda crazy.)
((No but a sprite with raspberry vodka mixed into it sounds good.))
(I'll give you one after this is all over. And I know you'll need to have blood too so I'll let you have as much of mine as you want.) Kaiba silently cheered and smiled slightly at Jou, Jou smirked and chuckled. Once the two arrived at the roof the other three walked out from behind a chimney,
"Hey. Have you heard anything?" Jou asked knowing what their answer would be,
"No." Malik sighed,
"Hush… I hear something." Kaiba muttered making a slashing motion, Jou quirked his eyebrow and listened,
(Hmmm, I see, I hear it.)
((That's good. What do you hear?))
(Talking, and… HEY!) Kaiba chuckled and nodded,
"Hey you three stay here, I'm gonna check it out." Jou muttered moving forward, but Kaiba grabbed his collar and pulled him back,
"I'm going." Kaiba hissed,
"Fine. We both go." Jou said sticking out his tongue, Kaiba grabbed it between his index finger and thumb,
"Hey! Le' goo." Jou said around his tongue, Kaiba smirked and let go of it and walked away, Jou ran after him,
(Asshole.)
"Pfft. You're one to talk." Kaiba muttered,
"Hey." Jou growled and tackled Kaiba right off the roof. They flipped to their feet and landed with both feet planted on the ground and using one hand to balance,
"Damnnit Seto!" Jou growled,
"Hn. It's your fault puppy!"
"Pssh! Yea right, my fault. Who's the psycho one here?"
"Uhh, Malik!" Kaiba cheered and flashed a goofy smile, and Jou, well Jou just rolled his eyes,
"No, you're the one that has the fetish for raspberry vodka mixed with sprite!" Jou growled,
"Yea well you're the one who got me hooked on the stuff." Kaiba said,
"Well you're the one who lied to me five millennia ago." Jou hissed into Kaiba's ear,
"Geez, five millennia and you two are still the exact same!" A commanding voice said,
"Yami!" Jou smiled and turned around to see a vampire and best friend standing there. Yami had crimson eyes, tri-coloured hair, black, violet, and blond bangs and streaks, Yami was tanned an Egyptian bronze. Yami smiled at Jou and Kaiba,
"Where are Bakura and Marik?" Kaiba asked his chestnut brown hair shining slightly in the moon light,
"Right here!" Just then two blurs dived at Jou pinning him to the ground in a hug,
"Hi Jou." Bakura said smirking, Bakura had jaw length ivory hair, blue eyes and a scar just under his left eye, like Yami Bakura had an Egyptian tan,
"Hello Mr. Katsuya!" Marik smiled a slightly insane smile, Marik had spiky platinum blond hair, lavender eyes and like the other two had an Egyptian tan, Bakura and Marik got off Jou only to tackle Kaiba,
"Hey High Priest! Long time no see, eh?" Bakura and Marik said at the same time, Kaiba rolled his eyes and pushed them off of him,
"Hey guys you OK?" Ryou's British accent rang out from the rooftop,
"Yea fine! We're just meeting our new allies!" Jou called back and he heard three collective cheers,
"Coming guys?" Jou asked before teleporting up to the rooftop the four others followed soon after,
"Ryou, Yuugi, Malik. Meet Bakura, Yami, and Marik." The six gasped at the sight of the other, Yami looked exactly like Yuugi only Yuugi had amethyst eyes, no streaks, and wide, innocent eyes while Yami's were slightly slit, Malik and Marik looked exactly alike except for the slight eye colour difference and Malik's hair was more tame, Ryou and Bakura looked the least alike, Ryou had ivory hair that reached his shoulder-blades, and blue eyes, those were the only similarities the two had,
"H-hello." Ryou, Yuugi and Malik said,
"Nice to meet y'all." The three vampires said smiling, Bakura and Marik were controlling their psychotic antics so that had to mean something good.
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"Yuugi, Ryou, Malik, and Jou all share one of the guest rooms, I never sleep so I don't have a room." Kaiba said, they were now at his mansion and Kaiba was explaining to the guests the sleeping routine,
"Well Marik, Bakura, You, and I will all share a room then as well." Yami said looking pointedly at Kaiba,
"Fine we'll all share a room, but don't think that I'll sleep." Kaiba said, Jou smiled softly at the hopes of at least trying to get Kaiba to sleep,
"Well I don't know about you guys but I'm tired and I'm gonna go to sleep now." Jou mumbled and yawned fisting his hand and rubbing the corner of his eye,
"Ohh, Kawii!" Bakura said jumping on Jou, Jou growled and shoved him off,
"Bug off Bakura!" Jou said and walked to the guest room shutting the door behind him, Yuugi, Ryou, and Malik looked at each other and nodded,
"We're gonna go to bed now too, see you four in the morning." Yuugi said pretending to yawn,
"Ok good night." Kaiba said and shook his head once the boys were gone,
"Always there to help a friend in need." Kaiba sighed and took the others to their new room.
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((Jou? Are you awake still?)) Seto asked through their link,
(Up and outside in the hall as we speak… or think, yea whatever.)
((Ok, Yuugi and the other two fell asleep so quickly?))
(Yea they usually do, hurry up now or I might change my mind!) Jou said and Seto stood from his bed and crept to the door and opened it and saw Jou standing there in black silk pants and a white t-shirt, Seto smiled,
"Katsuya, I love that you are so kind to me." Seto said and Jou smiled,
"Seto…" Jou said moving closer to Seto, Seto grabbed Jou by the waist and pulled him (Jou) to him (Seto), Jou smiled and tilted his head to the side so that Seto could have easy access to his neck, Seto looked at the tanned skin of Jou's neck hungrily before leaning slowly and sinking his fangs into the skin letting the sweet tasting blood slip into his mouth. Seto drank hungrily and Jou's moans didn't help him any, once Seto was sated enough his stopped and looked at the two small cuts on Jou's neck, he tracked them with his fingers and once he finished they were gone. Jou looked at Seto with crystal honey eyes that you could only see after he had been bitten by Seto,
"Now it's Vodka and Sprite time!" Jou said amusement filling those eyes,
"O-Kay." Seto said childishly and they ran down the stairs to the kitchen. Jou ran to the fridge and got out the Sprite and Raspberry vodka while Seto got two glasses, after they had had two glasses Seto had his craving fulfilled,
"Wanna watch TV? I'm not sleepy at all!" Jou said and Seto nodded the two headed to the living room and turned the TV on low, and sat there and watched it for hours.
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Yuugi, Ryou, Malik, Yami, Bakura, and Marik all walked downstairs and went into the living room to find a sleeping Kaiba and Jou on the couch with the TV on low, the six boys sighed at the cute sight of the two sleeping on the couch.
End of Chapter 1
Jaclyn: So what do ya think? I think it's quite good, five pages and 1,557 words. That's my best, well my sister gave me the idea but I came up with the plot and wrote it!
Kaiba: You made me…Not me!
Jou: Yea but you're funny and nice. Plus we're cuddled on the couch asleep together, it's so Cuuute!
Jaclyn: Exactly! Jou will you do the honours?
Jou: R+R people. Jac wants 5 reviews before she posts the next chapter!
Kaiba: Yea, I want more scenes with me and Jou cuddling so pleeeeaase review and sugar-coat it cause then she'll update faster!
Jaclyn: Seto, you're right I'll update sooner but anyway we gotta go so until next chapter people!
Jac, Jou, and Seto: JA NE!