Hey people! This is my first attempt at Sannin humor (and at a Naruto oneshot), so I included everyone. For an explation of setting, look at the picture attached to this one. This is meant to be a oneshot, but I can include other scenes as long as it's in a bathhouse (or outside it, i.e. Jiraiya peeking and somebody catching him at it). Reader submissions are welcome! I owe this to an Internet picture and journal by vixenassasain. Part of this is hers, and some of it is mine. I just couldn't resist not posting this here once I saw it! It was too funny to pass up.
Anyway, read, review and enjoy!
Sannin at the Bath House
Jiraiya: Eh, T-Tsunade?!
Tsunade: Just checking. You're not going to pull any stupid tricks are you, Jiraiya. Like say, peeking?
Jiraiya: Wha-, HEY! YOU'RE the one peeking now you stupid broad!
Tsunade: *carefully ponders which angle to throw her bar of soap*
Orochi: *happily hums the theme to JAWS , lost in his own little world*
Orochi: Dun dun dun dun...! *splash* *GNAW*
Jira: *rubbing head from getting hit by Tsunade's well-aimed soap missile* Hey man, what the hell are you doing over there?!
Orochi: *mouth full of maimed plastic ducky* ... Nothing.
Jira: ... Right. *sloooowly pulls his feet out of the water*
Tsunade:*spots Orochi* What the heck…?
Orochi: *a bit defensive* Nothing. Go back to your stupid argument with that baka!
Jira: *glares at Orochi* I'm NOT a baka teme…
Orochi: *Ignores Jiraiya* *ducks under the water to spit out the plastic ducky remnants* *resurfaces not facing Jiraiya*
Jiraiya:*sulks~ arms crossed and scowling*
Tsunade: *Laughs at Jiraiya's sulk… until her towel slips* *yelps* *falls over into her own pool-not before Jiraiya catches a glimpse of her (still) growing breasts*
Jiraiya:*wolf whistles* You can't blame me for that this time Tsunade-hime! That was your own fault!
Tsunade: *fuming* BAKA! *A large boulder is hurled from the girl's side* *girly shreiks are heard as the girls scatter*
Jiraiya: *yelps* *dodges* *boulder goes splash and sends other men running* I JUST SAID YOU COULDN'T BLAME ME!
Tsunade: TEME! BAKA! YOU'LL NEVER PEEK AGAIN! *starts throwing things- bigger things*
Orochi: *Ignores the fight generating* *stands up* I'd better find Sensei to break those bakas up… *placidly walks through the line of fire, dodging as he goes* *enters the inn only to bump into Sarutobi* Sensei… I think you already heard the ruckus…
Sarutobi: *grimly and determinedly* Yes I did. *rolls up his sleeves* I'll have to separate those little idiots… Orochimaru, stay out of the way for this one. I don't want you getting in the crossfire- just in case. I can only tolerate two of my students warring on each other at a time…
Orochi: Hai. *pads to his room- grinning spitefully at the trouble he knew his teammates were in*
And I'll leave it here. If you want to see Tsunade and Jiraiya punished by Sarutobi, please review and tell me! What did you think of this pic? Please leave a review and tell me :)
Love
-June