A/N Oh well not much to say about this one… except blame it on Queen of Snupin
Hagrid was to say the least deeply disturbed. Buckbeak had been in heat for several days, and
during that time had pleasured himself with more animals then one could imagine but his latest
affair had all of Hogwarts talking. You see Buckbeak had taken a particular liking to the Giant
Squid. Now you might be asking yourself right now 'what the hell!' and believe me you wouldn't
be alone in your thoughts. After a particular show in front of the students on a nice summery
Sunday, Madame Promfrey had to take care of several kids who had tried to scratch their own
eyes out. But what you fail to see is just how pretty a squid can appear to a particularly horny
animal. With all those large long tentacles, well let's just say Buckbeak was never left unsatisfied.
Even after the animal had stopped being in heat he kept going back to the Giant Squid. Some
called it love, but most simply pretended such a thing wasn't happening… constantly. Now back
to Hagrid. Our dear care taker had seen a lot of disturbing things, hell with his animal love how
couldn't he. But what he had just witnessed would put any well respecting karma sutra book to
shame. With a sigh he took another sip of ale, there was no way he'd get any sleep tonight.