Hiya! Since I adore the Miroku and Sango pairing, I decided to dedicate a collection of one-shots just for them! Oh, and by the way, I had written this story before, but I have decided to re-write and re-post this due to the poor grammar and writing style. Hope you enjoy this version of "Pervert!" better!

Disclaimer: I do not own any Inuyasha character! Every one of them all rightfully belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.

Title: Pervert!

Summary: After being tricked and groped, Sango left to take a walk in the forest unarmed. When a giant snake demon attacked, Miroku came to the rescue.

'What is this?' Sango thought to herself as she held up a hand tainted with an unknown red liquid, 'I am hurt? But…why am I bleeding?'

She slowly looked up, her vision was blurred. She noticed a figure standing in front of her with his head down low and was holding a kusarigama. The tip of his weapon was tainted with blood.

Sango surveyed the many dead bodies that lay around the boy. Her eyes returned to the boy, only to see his head up and his eyes an unfocused black hole.

A sudden realization of who this boy was hit her. "Kohaku," she breathed out.

Her younger brother began advancing towards her, his chained blade held up, ready to be used.

"No…" she whispered as she backed away from the proceeding figure.

"No! Kohaku! STOP!"

Sango jolted awake from her sleep and gazed around her slowly. "It was a dream?" she asked out loud to herself, before sighing in relief, "It was a dream."

She crawled out of the futon, unable to fall asleep again. 'Not after that nightmare,' she thought.

Pulling open her screen door, she walked out into the front yard of some rich man's home.

Miroku had told the owner of this house that there was a giant demonic aura surrounding his land and had suggested to help him ward it off in exchange for a night's stay and some food.

Even though Sango does not approve of lying to benefit themselves in the luxury of a room and food, it was more comforting than to camp out at a dangerous, demon-filled forest.

She shivered slightly at the gentle breeze outside. But suddenly, something warm was placed over her shoulders and she turned to see Miroku smiling at her.

"Good evening, my dear Sango," he greeted as he wrapped her in what she realized now to be his outer layer of his dark navy clothing.

Blushing slightly at the sweet gesture, she turned at said, "Arigatou, Houshi-sama."

"No need for thanks Sango. Now what are you doing out here in the early dawn?" Miroku asked.

"I was…there was something on my mind that kept me awake," Sango replied, her eyes glanced away sadly.

The monk nodded knowingly, "Could it be something of Kohaku-kun?" (A/N I am not surewhat Miroku refers Kohaku to, meaning what type of honorific he used, but I will stick to this one.)

A fragment of her nightmare flashed into her mind, instantly. She shivered again, this time from the cold, unfeeling eyes her brother had. "I…had dreamt about Kohaku," she began, "It was…frightening."

Placing his hands softly on her slender shoulders he pulled her into an embrace.

"Houshi-sama!" Sango gasped in shock, cheeks immediately flushed a dark red.

"It is natural to feel afraid, Sango. But no matter what happens, I will be here by your side."

Touched, the taijiya found her self relaxing in the monk's arms. "Houshi-sama, I—"

She stopped herself instantly as she felt a hand had sneaked up sometime and was rubbing her bottom. Her body tensed up and Miroku said, "There, there, Sango. No reason to feel frightened."

Sango's body shook in rage as she brought a hand to his left cheek, hard and walked away, leaving an unconscious hentai lying on the ground.

She left the main doors of the house and went straight to the forest, without thinking about the danger of what might be ahead of her.

'That perverted monk!' she thought murderously, "and to think I was about to tell him about my feelings for him!"

She shook her head in disgust and leaned back towards a tree, sliding down the trunk. Sango looked up into the starry sky and closed her eyes.

A sudden slithering sound from behind caused her to snap her eyes open and spin around.

The taijiya saw a giant snake youkai gliding almost silently on the cold, hard ground.

"Fresssh blood," the snake hissed in delight as a long, forked tongue slid out of its mouth only to move back again, "Fresssh meat."

'A snake youkai? This should be quick and easy,' she thought inwardly as she reached a hand back to grab her Hiraikotsu only to find it missing.

She cursed when she realized that she had left the boomerang back in her room.

The demon slayer dodged away at the last minute as the snake plunged towards her. Hissing in annoyance at his missed attack, it swung its tail to her body.

Sango did a quick back flip to avoid the attack as she jumped side to side causing the demon to miss repeatedly.

She turned around quickly and dashed off towards the opposite direction of the house they currently stayed at.

It's funny how the monk words to get them a place to stay for the night actually turned out to be true. Sango's lips curled up in amusement.

She glanced back at the demon and was surprised to see it move so swift and was quickly gaining up on her. She slid to a halt, when she realized that she cannot possibly outrun the demon and jumped high in the air. She delivered a well-trained kick towards the youkai's yellow coloured eye.

Its head jerked back; stunned by the pain a mere human had caused. In fury, he thrust his head forward and made contact with the taijiya's stomach.

Sango cried out in surprise and the snake wrapped its thick tail around her body and held her in a strong grip.

The girl struggled but pain finally overtook her. Before falling completely unconscious, she saw a figure running towards the demon. "Houshi-sama…"

Miroku glared at the snake in anger as ran up the hard body of the demon and struck its head hard with his Shakujo (A/N The holy staff.) making the youkai fell heavily to the ground. The demon's tail released its prey and before Sango hit the ground, the monk dashed forward and caught her in his arms.

Setting her down on the ground quickly, he looked back at the demon and unwrapped the clothing on his right hand, revealing a small, circular, black hole.

"Kazāna!"He shouted as the hole began pulling the giant youkai, harshly into it. When the demon had disappeared fully into the palm of his hand, Miroku in an instant, re-wrapped his hand in the blue clothing and walked towards the fainted girl.

He observed the taijiya laying on ground, her long, brown hair pooled around her, giving her the image of a fallen Goddess.

The perverted monk smirked as he leaned in close to Sango. "I shall now use my breath of Heaven to wake up the awaiting beauty!" (A/N I don't think the word 'mouth-to-mouth CPR' was known back then, but that's what he meant.)

The taijiya, due to her natural quick reflex slapped the man out of his fantasy without knowing and sat up, rubbing her head. She looked and noticed the monk smiling at her with a red hand print on his cheek.

"What…happened?" she asked confused.

"I had rescued mi'lady from the evil snake youkai with the help of my Kazāna," he answered, holding up his right hand.

"I see… But why did I slap you?" she questioned pointing at the red hand print on the monk's cheek.

"My Sango was embarrassed by my act to revive you and did what you normally do," Miroku replied smoothly.

Sango rolled her eyes inwardly when she realized what he had meant by his 'act to revive her'.

"But still…" the taijiya turned to face him, "I think I deserve some sort of reward after slaying such an evil youkai, Sango."

"What kind of reward?" she asked even when she clearly knew the answer.

The monk pretended to think about it. "A kiss," he declared, "From my beautiful Sango should prove to be more than enough."

Sango was about the slap him again but then thought, 'why not surprise this hentai and give him what he really deserves?'

So, with a small, sexy smile she began to move closer to the monk on her hands and knees. She lifted her hand and trailed her long, slender fingers from his forehead down to his chin and held it there.

The monk gulped at this sudden arousing move and his heart started to beat faster than ever.

Looking up from his lips, her chocolate, brown eyes met the excited look on the other one's face. "You are quite right," she whispered low, "A kiss as a reward should prove to be most suitable."

She leaned in close and teasingly breathed softly into his right ear. "It was an awful hard demon to exterminate, don't you agree, my Houshi-sama?" Her voice slurred sexily at the word 'Houshi-sama' making Miroku shivering in delight.

She moved away from his ear and gazed at him once more. "A kiss," she said seductively, "Shall be your reward."

She leaned forward to his lips and the monk snapped his eyes shut in anticipation. 'She has finally given in to my irresistible charm!' he thought happily.

Looking up at the Houshi's awaiting look, she snickered quietly to herself and moved her lips so close that when she whispered the following words, it gently brushed against his.

"Pervert."

A loud slap was heard from within the forest and a smirking Sango left an unconscious monk who was still thinking, 'Why isn't she kissing me yet?'

There! How'd you like this rewrite? Do you like it? Do you hate it? Review and tell me what you think! Hope I succeeded in making you laugh or at least smile!

Thanks for reading,

Middy