Before you read I would like to say that I know I have pretty bad spelling and horrable grammer, so don't bother to remind me. Okay the first pairing for Super Smash Bros. is Mario and Peach. Go ahead just try to contain your laughter.

Mario

Luigi the younger brother of the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom went running inside the room Master Hand gave to his brother Mario in the Smash Mansion with a letter. He then slammed open the door to get to his brother. Mario then jumped up and slammed the book he was reading titled "What The Hell Is Yoshi".

"Mario, I got a letter for you!" panted Luigi with a worried look.

"Okey dokey!" said Mario as Luigi handed him the letter and he opened it and began to read it.

9/6/08

Dear Mario,

I baked you a cake, please meet me in the kitchen.

Sincerely,

Princess Peach

Mario then smiled after reading the letter, he hasn't seen the Princess in a while and he loves cake. He then got up thanked his brother for the letter and then left for the kitchen. As he went he saw some of the other Smashers he saw Mewtwo heading to the Poke Ball storage room and Yoshi went walking.

"Heya Yoshi can ya give mea ride to the kitchen." Mario asked because the Smash Mansion was pretty large and Mario wanted to have some of that cake pretty bad.

Yoshi then jumped up in the air and said "Yoshi!" Mario then hoped on his back and they went to the kitchen.

In a few minutes the two got too the kitchen. Mario then jumped off of Yoshi at the kitchen door already smelling the cakes sweet aroma, Yoshi then collapsed panting from running to get there. He was too tired from running to even notice the smell of cake.

Mario then looked down at him and said "Don'tcha ya worry Yoshi I'll bring ya a piece of the cake Peace made"

In reply Yoshi began to drool and lick his chops.

Mario then walked into the kitchen and instantly noticed a huge cake in the middle of the kitchen. He then walked to the cake completely stunned by the magnificent cake before him, he then noticed that Peach was nowhere to be seen. Soon after the thought came to him the top of the cake exploded and out came the Princess on the top only in a pink bra and panties. Mario then fell back from surprise. Peach then looked down at him in a mischievous grin.

She then asked "So Mario are you ready for your cake?"

Mario then bolted up and yelled "Who said cake?!"

Peach still with her impish grin answered "Why I did Mario and you can have all the cake you want."

Mario then gulped and asked "Really?"

Peace then replied "Yes, Mario as much as you want."

An half an hour later Mario just finished his fifth piece of cake and Peace was next to him supporting her own head up with her own hand looking very disappointed then Yoshi walked in and lick the side of Peach's head to get some of the icing that she hasn't bothered to clean off yet.

Yoshi then screamed out "Yoshi!" from finally having at least some of the cake.

Peach then spun around and punched Yoshi in the face exploding into rage and shouted "Not now Yoshi and can you say anything other then your name!"

"Yoshi's face hurt." Yoshi replied in a whimpered.

Peace then broke down into guilt and hugged Yoshi saying "I'm so sorry, Yoshi."

The Koopa King then ran in the kitchen to kid nap Peach again but stopped and looked at the three with wide eyes. This of course is to be expected being in a room with a nearly nude Peach, a beat up Yoshi and seeing the plumber she clearly has a thing for.

When the large Koopa finally acknowledged what he saw he shouted "Holy shit!"

The Princess then shrieked and took the tablecloth to cover her self. She then screamed "Damn it Bowser don't you knock?!"

The Koopa king was not listening, in fact he was looking back and forth from Peach and Mario with a shocked face.

Peach yelled "It's not what it looks like Bowser!"

"Good god I gotta tell Ganondorf!" Bowser yelled.

"No, Bowser don't do that!" Yelled Peach in response to what she heard.

"You're right Peach." Said Bowser "I also have to tell Wario and Wolf!"

Mario then said out of nowhere "I wonder if R.O.B. the robot can also eat cake?"

"Holy crap, you're right Plumber with our odd robot we can tell everyone by the Internet! Said Bowser "It's it's genius!"

"Peach, what big Koopa Bowser yelling about?" Yoshi asked.

"Ah nothing." Peach replied.

"Yoshi! You got to let me know what happened here!" Asked Bowser.

"Well there was some hitting, a mess and nakedness." Answered Yoshi.

Bowser not knowing that the mess Yoshi was referring to is the cake and the hitting was from his own beating from Peach.

"Ah Yoshi what do you mean by nakedness only Peach is and that's just barley?" Asked Yoshi.

"Yoshi's always naked!" yelled Yoshi.

Bowsers eyes narrowed in annoyance said "Okay." He then ran in the hall and shouted "Bowser away!"

As soon as he left Mario and Yoshi went back to eating cake. Peach on the other hand went to go look for her clothes in the kitchen where she left them to go after Bowser in order to try and stop him. Needless to say she failed.

Stay tone for the next pairing. I also don't know exactly where the cake thing came from but I heard that it's in the Super Mario Bros. games. Please send reviews no flames.