Disclaimer: Wow, I some how escaped from jail. Oh well, I do not own X-men Evolution
Magneto Good Parent or Bad
Chapter 1: Lessons Learned in Baseball
Pietro was very bored he was sad his father was always to busy being a terrorist to give him attention. It was always mutant rights this, blow up the moon that.
He wanted to play baseball, "Dad can we go play basball."
"Sure thing son, get the gloves and the balls," said Magneto, "I will meet you in the park."
Later in the park…
Pietro walked by Avalanche with a sandwich board that said, 'The X-Geeks are zombies coming to eat our internal organs. I watched Kitty transform.'
Lance's memory…
"Lance is it okay if I get changed," said Kitty.
"Sure thing Kitty," said Lance.
A minute later…
Kitty was wearing a dress then Lance said, "Holy shit you're a freaking Zombie!"
"Lance I'm not a zombie," said Kitty.
Lance pulled out a bat and started beating the crap out of her.
"Lance stop! I'm bleeding!" said Kitty.
"Shooting them in the head always finishes them off," said Lance, he pulled out a gun and shot at her as she phased through the floor.
Present day outside of Lance's head…
Pietro found his dad and said, "Dad I'll catch you pitch!"
"Sure son anything you say," said Magneto he laughed a little.
Then he shoved a railroad spike into the ball.
"Ready son?" asked Magneto.
"I'm ready for anything," said Pietro.
The ball floated in the air and started flying away.
"I'll get it dad!" said Pietro.
Two seconds later in a highway…
"I caught it dad!" yelled Pietro.
Then a semi-truck ran over him.
Stay tuned for chills thrills and lame jokes! I am just getting warmed up on those!