Scene: Harry and Ron have just entered the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry: You stay here and try to shift some of these rocks. I'll go on.
Ron nods and Harry moves forward through the Chamber.
As Harry enters the center of the Chamber he finds Ginny and Tom Riddle unconscious on the ground surrounded by a pool of water.
Harry: What in the world is going on?
Colin: Oh my God! You are so sexy!! Take it off basilisk!!
Harry turns around and finds Colin, camera in hand.
Harry: Colin? What are you doing?
Colin: Duh! I'm taking naked pictures of the basilisk.
Harry: WTF?
Colin: Oh god…give it to me basilisk…shed that skin.
Harry: Why is there water all over the floor?
Colin: Umm…that's not water.
Harry: I am so unbelievably disturbed right now.