FINALLY! I've got some epic Wild Kratt funniness! Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER! I don't own Wild Kratts!

~~~~~~~~Mom of a Croc~~~~~~~~

Chris and Martin were behind a bush watching the crocodile.

"Chris! That's your cue!" Martin whispered.

"What? Wait, can I at least do my mouth exercises first?"

Martin burst out laughing.

"I...I thought you did those in your dressing...room?" He asked, trying to catch his breath.

"Well, you guys woke me up at six this morning, I had no time!" Chris said, starting to laugh himself.

"Okay, I am not doing this with you right now." Martin said smirking, and getting out from behind the bush.

"What?!"

Martin gasped. "Oh No! Nest to Momma Croc! Come in Momma Croc! We've got another egg thief!"

"On our way Martin!" Chris reassured. "Had a hippo delay. Hang tight."

Martin got scared and grabbed Frederica. "Uh Oh, hurry Momma!" The digging stopped, and a turtle shell hit Martin in the head. Maybe a little too hard though.

"OWWWWWWWW! Ahhhhh!"

"You alright Martin?" Eva Almos asked.

"What'd you put in that egg?! Concrete! Ah!" Martin clenched his head, which had a huge bruise on the side where the egg hit. He fell to the floor clenching his head.

"BRO!" Chris ran on set.

"Okay, uh...I need a twenty minuet break, and an ice pack!" Chris instructed.

"Uh oh! What's Crocadilla gonna think when she finds a couple of Wild Kratts with her babies?" Chris asked, having the croc kids all over him.

"Whoa! I'm sure she's NOT happy to see us! Re-activate Creature Power Suits!" Martin replied.

"Uh, it's just a mistake! We were protecting them, while you were getting the others...yikes!" Chris said and looked behind, but nothing came.

"AVIVA HELP!" The bros screamed!

New Chapter=New bloopers! I need help with bloopers for Whale of a Squid. (Bloopers will be displayed in order of episodes)

Think of this as a sample. If you liked it, why not help me out by PMing me something. (Don't review your ideas, or it'll give it away.)

Hope you enjoyed!