Now You Know Digimon Frontier

Raven: Hey! XD OMG I got this HILARIOUS story idea. It's time for you guys to know the anime characters! My first try is Digimon Frontier, I would have done ALL the digimon Characters, but, that would take LOTS of thinking, and I need to save it for School. If you want me to do a character from the other Digimon seasons, then make a request! I'm starting a Yugioh one and a GX one if there isnt any ISthere a story like this already in Digimon? (there're a THOUSEND stories in this section, there's no way I'm searching through all of them, without knowing the title!)

Summery: How much do you know the Frontier?

(The shortest summery I have ever made --)

I'm gonna interview them, but my friends and cousin are the audience and they butt in a couple of times.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

(ME)

Disclaimer: I only own the Kids doing the show, I don't own the characters (like I ever would.) I don't own Toei Animation either.

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Ch: 1: Know the Goggle Head

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"Takuya Kanbara..."

Lights start appearing and you see Takuya sitting on one of those movie chairs in the spotlight.

"The leader of frontier, the gogglehead, the goofball, the idiot, the doofus, the-the-THE KNUCKLEHEAD MECSPAZATRON!"

"MARIEEV WE GET THE POINT!" Liana, Steven, Noah and Chris come into the studio.

"What, I'm just saying the truth!" Marieev comes down on a cherry picker, with a megaphone. The four sit on the audience chairs.

"Well, the truth is often disturbing!" Chris answered, "It's- AHHHH! BEE!" Chris runs out of the studio, being chased by a little bee.

"THEN WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE? WE CAME TO LEARN THE TRUTH OF TAKUYA KANBARA!" The goth girl yelled.

"CAN YOU GET STARTED NOW? I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT BACK AT TOEI ANIMATION!" Takuya interrupted with his yell. "Fine, we shall get started!" Marieev answered. chris peeked through the door, "Marieev, say shall again!"

"Okay-we shall get started!" Chris starts laughing," What?"

"You sound funny when you say, shall!" Marieev fumed, "Grrrrr-let's just get on with this!"

Please stand by while we redo the studio.

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6 hours later...

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We're back!

"Takuya Kanbara..."

Lights start appearing and you see Takuya sitting on one of those movie chairs in the spotlight-sleeping.

"Takuya Kanbara..."

Still asleep.

"Takuya Kanbara."

Still asleep.

"YO, GOGGLE BOY, THAT'S YOUR CUE!"

"Ahh!" He woke up, and jumped out of his chair, "EVIL MUTATED BUNNIES ARE ATTACKING THE CITY! I HAVE TO GO AND SLICE THEIR HEADS OFF! WERE ARE THEY! LET ME AT 'EM, LET ME AT 'EM!"

"Uhhh...Right... Just to let you know, we're on live TV!"

"Wha-? The show is starting already?"

"YES IT'S STARTING ALREADY! IF IT WASN'T THEN WHY AM I TRYING TO GET YOU TO WAKE UP YOU KNUCKLEHEAD MCSPAZATRON?"

"Oh-right- fine, the let's get this over with!" Takuya sat back down.

"Alright, "- cough -"Takuya Kanbara-"

"Likes to sleep-"

"In-"

"One piece pajamas with those little footsies!"

"What? I do not sleep in one piece pajamas!" Takuya answered back, "I sleep in boxers, except when it's really hot, you know, then I sleep witho- WHY AM I EVEN TELLING YOU THIS?"

"Takuya Kanbara-"

"Has-"

"A crush on his algebra teacher."

"WHAT? I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON ON MY ALGEBRA TEACHER! Okay-I admit I did- BUT I WAS LIKE A KID!"

"Yes you do."

"NO I DON'T!"

"Yes you do."

"NO I DON'T!"

"Yes you do!"

"NO I-"

"ACTIVATE CENSORS!"

"NO (beepen) WAY IN (beepen) (beep) I DO!"

"Okay; Moving on."

"Takuya Kanbara-"

"Likes to-"

"Make out with a cardboard cut out of Opra." (I don't own Opra, WHO OWNS OPRA?)

"MAKE OUT WITH A WHAT? I DON'T MAKE OUT WITH CARDBOARD CUT OUTS! I make out with one of this CPR dummies, you know-wait-did I just say that? HEY, TURN OFF THE CAMERA, MY PARENTS MIGHT BE WATCHING!"

"Takuya Kanbara-"

"Sleeps with-"

"A stuffed kitten named Mr. Gumdrops."

"I DO NOT SLEEP WITH A KITTEN NAMED GUM DROPS! AND HE'S A BUNNY, NOT A KITTEN!" ... "WAIT, DID I JUST SAY THAT?"

"Takuya Kanbara-"

"Has been-"

"Arrested ten times."

"WHAT? I DIDN'T GET ARRESTED TEN TIMES! STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME!"

"Now you know-"

"Takuya Kanbara"

"NO THEY DON'T KNOW ME! THEY THINK I SLEEP IN ONE PIECE PAJAMAS, THEY THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON SOME TEACHER, THEY THINK I MAKE OUT WITH A CARDBOARD CUT OUT!"

"And that's the show-"

"AND I DIDN'T GET ARRESTED TEN TIMES! It was only five..."

"Goodnight everyone! Till next time!"

"WAIT, WERE ARE YOU GOING? GET BACK HERE!" Takuya gets up form chair and starts waving arms around, "WERE DO YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION? GET BACK HERE!"

The lights turn off, and the room is dark.

"IF KOUJI HEARS ABOUT MR. GUMDROPS, I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR THE END OF IT, AND IT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, I TELL YOU! HAUNT YOU!"

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Chris: Well... THAT was completely pointless.

Raven: LIVE WITH IT!

Liana: Okay, people. next up will be Kouji Minamoto!

Noah: Say if you like Mar's story, and she'll continue it!

Raven: -grabs a hammer- DON'T CALL ME THAT! - starts chasing Noah around studio-

Steven: Is she PMSing or somthing?

Liana: Nah, she's always like that- REMEMBER! READ AND REVIEW!

Next Chapter:

Know The Lone Wolf

Chris: Is it me- or is this the SHORTEST thing Raven has EVER typed? --