'kay guys, i KNO this is not the first of its kind, but it's my first fanfic, so humor me here—take it easy with the reviews, and by that I beg of u, "REVIEW!!"
Disclaimer: do you really think that if I were Stephenie Meyer, I would write my precious, million-dollar-stories here? No, I'm not Meyer Edward, Alice, Bella...they're not mine. They belong to her. Am I clear enough? Gotcha.
Edward: Lionheartlamb
Bella: Lambheartlion
Alice: Fortuneshopper
Jasper: Jazzper
Emmett: Itsnotfluffitsmuscle
Rosalie: Rosepetals
Carlisle: Dr.fang
Esme: Mommamia
'kay? Next page is the first chapter of this fanfic in chat form.