A/N- This is hardly a blurb of a story. I rated it up because though there aren't any steamy scenes or violence, if you can't figure out to what I'm referring in every line, you probably shouldn't be reading it (or you are very dense).
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"Ron?"
"Yes, Harry?"
"Have you seen my wand?"
"No, don't think so. You've lost it?"
"I took it out earlier because I was going to polish it and now I can't find it anywhere."
"Did you look in the last place you left it?"
"Yeah, I looked in my dirty clothes."
"Dang. I don't know where it would be then."
"Harry, Ron. How's it going?"
"Bad, Fred. Harry can't find his wand."
"Bad luck, mate. How did you do that?"
"Well, I was going to polish my wand, but I started looking for my Snitch."
"Did you find that one?"
"Yeah, all my balls seem to be here."
"Well that's a relief."
"What's all the ruckus in here?"
"Harry's lost his wand, but his balls are ok."
"Honestly, it's only two days until we leave for Hogwarts. Must you lose things now?"
"Ouch, Percy. Just because some of us have never lost certain things doesn't mean the rest of us are so unfortunate."
"What are you implying, George?"
"Oh nothing. My, your head is looking rather big today."
"What do you mean? My head is average-sized."
"Guys, can we get back to the location of my wand?"
"Of course. Have you searched Ginny?"
"Why would Ginny have my wand?"
"She seems to find all sorts of little things like that."
"My wand isn't all that little."
"Of course not."
"Someone talking about me?"
"Ginny! What are you doing in my room? This is my space!"
"Oh get over yourself, Ron. Everyone else is in your space, too."
"There's a party in Ron's space and everyone's invited!"
"Stuff it, Fred."
"Does it bother you that there's a girl in your bedroom?"
"I mean it, George."
"Ginny, have you seen my wand?"
"Of course I've seen it."
"Then you have it?"
"No. What would I do with your wand?"
"I dunno. Maybe put it in something."
"Well, I haven't been doing any of that."
"Bugger."
"Have you considered asking Mum? She probably knows where it is."
"Are you kidding me, Percy? I don't want your Mum to know that I took out my wand and lost it."
"I was on my way out to practice Quidditch. I haven't had a chance to mount my new broom."
"Can I mount your broom, Ginny?"
"Not after I've had a chance to mount yours, Harry."
"Have you ridden your broomstick lately? It might be shoved up your tail."
"I don't think so, Ron."
"Hey, has someone lost a wand?"
"Bill! Charlie! You've found my wand?"
"Yeah, Crookshanks took it. You really should get a bag for this thing."
"Always wrap up your wand, Harry."
"Here, let me see that a minute."
"Hey! Don't grab my wand like that, Fred!"
"Don't worry; I know how to handle a wand."
"Take care of your wand, Harry. See you later."
"Bye, all!"
"See you Bill. Charlie."
"I think I'll go work on my scoring."
"Be careful, Ginny."
"I'm more careful about scoring than you are about letting anything in, Ron."
"Here's your wand, then."
"Put that somewhere good, ok?"
"I will. See you at dinner."
"Well, you found it.
"It looks like I already oiled it for the evening. It's all smooth- want to stroke it?"
"Oh, put that thing away."
"You're no fun anymore."
"I'm just looking for my potions book. Help me, will you?"