This is a mix between a Crack Fic and Drabble Fic... OOC warning.

Nightly Patrols were imperative to the safety of Paris! Or at least that's what they told themselves as they continued to give up precious hours of sleep to chase each other around the rooftops of their beloved city.

So perhaps they were lying to themselves, but every angsty teen lies to themselves from time to time. It was normal. So they kept doing Patrol.

Every night.

Every night for three months before they realized they accomplished absolutely nothing and patrols were just another excuse to mess around with one another.

"M'lady?" Boot clad feet landed silently on the roof behind Ladybug.

"What, Mon Minou?" Pale pink lips quirked up in what some might call her signature smirk, her bluebell eyes glittering with mirth.

"I was thinking-"

"Oh! Don't hurt yourself!" The Bug sniggered while the Cat scowled before continuing on.

"As I was saying, before you so rudely interrupted me," Chat pouted before becoming animated,

"Nothing EVER happens on patrol. So what if we just chill for a night?"

Ladybug pursed her lips as she thought over the suggestion. He was right in the fact that nothing happened. Perhaps it would be nice if they just took some time for team bonding. And maybe it would even be fun.

"Ok."

"Tomorrow?" Chat Noir grinned ear to ear at her agreement.

"Yes, Chaton. Tomorrow." And with a final fist bump, they parted ways for the night.

The next evening, Marinette spent her time getting everything ready for a night in. Well, a night out on a rooftop somewhere but technicalities. She put various pastries in a box, especially her father's viennoiserie and macarons which were some of her Kitty's favorites. She hid every Adrien related thing on her laptop on a flash drive and deleted it from the computer.

Adrien was doing much the same except with less productivity.

"PLAGG!"

"Ugh."

"What do I even wear! This is like a date!"

"You are such an idiot."

And so Patrol time came and the two met on the designated rooftop where Ladybug had set up blankets and pillows for maximum comfort. Everything was going fine, their banter was top notch, and Chat was foaming at the mouth the instant he saw the Dupain-Cheng Boulangerie Patisserie logo on the box.

Everything was going fine until Ladybug opened up her laptop to play the PC version of Mecha Strike Three.

"Adrien Agreste caught your fancy M'Ladybug?" A certain blushing Cat drawled.

"I THOUGHT I DELETED THAT!" Ladybug screeched.

Sure enough, Marinette's wallpaper featuring an Adrien Agreste collage and assorted hearts was front and center on her laptop.

From inside the earrings, Tiki was cackling.

The End