Hey everyone! Just so you know, this is supposed to take place right after what would be episode five, or actually chapter nine in the manga. After they spent all but 860 yen (about $7.50) on liquor. It starts out with the three aspects.
Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki. And I never will. So I'll just go cry then....
"What do you mean we only have 860 yen left?!"
"My, my. They're quite the big spenders, aren't they?"
"....Let's close the account."
The next day
"Nee, Sanzo. I'm hungry."
Don't get mad...don't get mad....
"Sanzo?"
Don't get mad...don't get mad...DON'T GET MAD.....
"Sanzoooooooooooooo?"
WHACK WHACK "URUSAI!"
"Ow! .......but I'm hungry.."
"You're always hungry, bakazaru."
"I am not kappa!"
"You are too baka."
"AM NOT! Sanzoooooooooooo....harahetta....."
WHACK WHACK
"Now, now..." Hakkai cut in. "We should be arriving at a town shortly. We can pick up something to eat there."
"Yay!"
Fifteen Minutes Later
They had only been there for three minutes and already Goku had eaten three whole platters of food. And he didn't show any sign of slowing down. What was his stomache made of, anyway? By the end of the meal, he had eaten....1...2...3...........15.....23....54....plates of food. And it only took him five minutes. It would have been almost funny if not for what happened next.
"WHAT???!!!" came a shout that made the birds outside scatter. Inside, Hakkai was trying to stop Sanzo from shooting the now terrified waitress.
"I-I'm sorry, s-sir, but that c-card isn't w-working. Do you h-have another method o-of payment?"
Sanzo was now so mad he was about ready to grab his shoureiju and start shooting. Hakkai decided to take over. "I don't think we do miss. Is there some way that we can work to pay for the the meal?"
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"I can not believe
I'm doing this......"
"Sanzoooooooooo.........I'm
tired........."
"URUSAI" WHACK
This sucks....
I hate this....
I wonder why the credit card didn't work?
I hope the next town has meatbuns....
(A/N: Guess who thinks what on the above. )
You might be able to guess what they were doing now.
Washing dishes.
Yep.
In frilly pink aprons.
Well, actually, not in frilly pink aprons.
They were more of a magenta.
With little kitty and bunny prints.
Just image that.
C'mon.
Try.
"Goku?"
"Yeah, Sanzo?"
"No more food."
Poor Goku.
Owari
There ya go! Pointless and stupid, but I hope it made you laugh. Now go review!