Ha! This is a bad KuroFai kinda-crack(my word for sorta being cracky). My first attempt at a yaoi crack so we'll see how it goes. Bare with me people!

Disclaimer: No. I do not own Tsubasa so I do not own either Fai or Kurogane. If I own anything it is the right to be a fan girl! *squeals*

KuroFai: Fan Girl Trouble

"KuroFai~, KuroFai~, we love KuroFai~!" Sang the energetic fan girls of the KuroFai fan club.

Kurogane grabbed onto his lovers coat sleeve, pulling him away from the girls.

"If we walk away slowly," He whispered into the smaller man's ear, "Maybe they won't see us."

Fai was about to agree when the wind blew gently blew, carrying pollen. Sadly for the blonde, he was allergic.

"Ah….Ahh….CHOOOOOOO!!!" He loudly sneezed.

All of the fan girl's heads turned in the direction of the sneeze, locking onto the couple's hiding spot behind an oak tree.

"GET THEM!" One shrieked. The other girls started screaming and began to run like a crazy Brittney Spears Fan Club mob towards the tree.

"Run!" Yelled Fai, "Before the FAN GIRLS get us!"

Throwing his long arms in the air the blonde started squealing as if he was a five-year-old boy; his partner had to drag him to move.

The two ran until they reached an ally way. Taking a sharp turn they proceeded down the narrow street. It would have been a good idea if the ally didn't lead to a dead end. Damn the luck.

"Oh no!" Fai exclaimed, pulling at his bleach-blonde locks.

The fan girls closed in on the two, hunger in their obsessive eyes.

"What do you want from us?!" Asked a nervous Kurogane.

There was a dramatic pause before they all screamed, "KISS!"

A shocked look came over the men's faces. Fai was the first to snap out of it. A coy smile spread across his mouth.

"Okay~." He sang. Kurogane smirked and pressed the smaller man to his body. Their lips locked immediately.

The fan girls swooned and cheered the couple on, happy with the show they were getting.

Therefore, in the end Fai was happy, Kurogane was happy, and the fan girls were happy. It was a win-win situation!

-END-

Ah, fan girls and yaoi… There's a reason the two go together so well! ^^ Everyone is always happy with the results! PLEASE REVIEW!

-MoonlitSatin