Author's Note: I do NOT own Harry Potter Characters. On that note...Enjoy!
Lily had left, and Harry was just causing a riot with his toy broomstick. James just wanted to lie down, to take a break, when a person barged in the house.
"WHAT HO MATE?" Sirius yelled, opening the bedroom door. James groaned.
"I'm pretty sure that the people all the way from Hogwarts heard you Padfoot."
"WELL NO ONE'S GOING TO STOP THIS DOGGAY NOW OR FOREVA-"
There was a knock on the door. James groaned. Again.
"IT'S OPEN MOONY" James frustratingly hollered.
Remus walked in. At least he was more civil than Sirius...but not too much.
"Hey Prongs how's lif-"
"WHAT HO MOONY?"
Someone else barged in.
"What the bloody-"
"Peter, language !"
"When'd you get here Peter?"
"HI HO HI HO WHADDUP WORMTAIL?"
"PADFOOT ARE YOU DRUNK?!" James shouted, steaming.
"MAYBE MAYBE NOT YOU WANNA CALM DOWNA BITTA? EH? WHARES HARRY?" Sirius hollered not getting the hint at all.
"HE WAS ASLEEP, BUT WITH ALL OF YOUR BLOODY HOLLERING HE'LL WAKE UP!" James shouted.
When James got Sirius settled down, and a little sober,(by making him drink water, and doing his business) then telling Remus and Peter to calm him down. Who knew that Sirius had a master - plan going on in his head.
Harry was crying once James got there. James groaned.
"Bloody Sirius, you just had to wake him up!"
James cradled Harry. When he got back down stairs, Harry wasn't crying anymore. Suddenly Sirius started to cuss.
"Bloody hell, where is Lily flower? Bloody hell, bloody blo-"
"SHUT UP SIRIUS HARRY IS IN THIS ROOM, AND HE'S LEARNING HOW TO TALK!"
But the damage was done, and irreversible.
"Blou- Bloob- Blood- Bloody!" Once Harry got the hang of how to say it he started to chant it.
"Bloody! Bloody! Bloody! Bloody! Bloody! Bloody!" James groaned.
"Prongs, how about we take Harry on the broom, to distract him?" Remus suggested. James nodded.
And so the plan was set.
Step one: Put Harry on the broom
Step two: Let Harry have fun
In the beginning, Harry forgot about his newly learned word. Then, the bad things started to happen. First of all, Sirius thought that Harry was too low, so he enchanted it to go higher. But he made a mistake, and instead of Harry going up to about three feet, he went about eight feet.
Then, Harry knocked into a coat rack, with James invisibility cloak on it, and promptly turned invisible. Harry then started to shout:
"BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY!"
James groaned again.
When Lily came home, the DO-NOT-UNDER-ANY-CIRCUMSTANCES-GET-LILY-UPSET plan was in action. Sirius and James would hide, the former hidden better, then, Peter and Remus would use their innocence to help loosen the situation.
"YOU DID WHAT TO MY SON? SIRIUS GET BACK HERE!"
James pushed Sirius out, but not before saying:
"It was nice knowing you Sirius."