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Chap 1

I died, again. This time I was killed by the blood of Samael-the one containing the strongest Dragon-Slayer poison and I didn't have tons of mana like Vali so obviously I stood no chance against it.

I chuckled, really a normal life doing perverted things with Rias and the girls is too much to ask for? Why the hell did I have to die!? Fuck this shit I'm a virgin.

Ddraig was no longer with me, I bet he must be on his way to a new Boosted Gear possessor. Now I got nothing, no body, no soul, no Sacred Gear, no nothing.

Fuck my life. Still I couldn't understand why I just didn't vanish, you know, I had lost my humanity and become a devil, therefore I should have turned into nothing when I died, but here I for some reason could think about my life and all of what I could have done.

So what now? There's nothing I can do besides waiting, and to be honest it's a dreadful feeling that I don't know how long I need to wait until I see a pair of breasts again.

My libido will never die.

And then it was like a blink, the next thing I knew was that I was trapped in a box. I tried my best to push it (since when I regained my limbs? Does soul have limbs and such?). The box broke and light came into my view.

I became something's not human.

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Sooooooooooooo…

My new life was, admittedly not bad, well I already threw away any hope for sex so that's that. I had become a snake, a herbivore snake.

Sound lame? Duh.

My parents were kinda… snake-like, they looked after me and my siblings and told us to eat this grass and that tree and that flower. By the day after we broke our egg shells we could go feed ourselves so my parents literally just… did nothing. Then again I can't expect intelligent come from herbivore snake.

This world is really similar to hell, the sky is always purple and there's no sun or moon, I remembered that the Satan did make a moon so once again I have no idea where am I.

Anyway I wondered if I could ever meet Rias again… The image of her was slowly fading in my mind, the reincarnation must have affected me as I found creatures with scales are attractive, but still I tried my best to keep it, keep the lushful red hair down to the butt of Rias and most important of all, her bountiful breasts.

Fate doesn't treat me bad. One day when I went out for food I made a mistake and by the time my tummy was filled I didn't know where to go home. A scent came into my nose, the allure asked me to follow it, I crawled to where it is only to find out a strange place. Everything was red, red flowers, red trees, red leaves, even the rocks are red, blood red.

I thought I better took a rest since I'm not going to come back to my cave anytime soon. I opened my jaws and devoured a red flower, it's powerful. I changed, I could feel it as my fangs grew sharper and longer. Immediately I knew these red things are not normal stuffs and I should consume all of them before someone else got them first.

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Dragon blood. That is my conclusion after 1 month of consuming all the plants grew in this secret place.

I'm different now, my body grew to the size of a human adult when I stand up, I have four limbs full of strong, hard muscles but no wings, my tail is as long as my body and ends with 3 spikes. However what surprises me the most is that I have two beastly dicks, they are large, thick blood reins cover their red-purple cores and I can feel they're leaking a funny smell.

It terrifies me of what happens if I meet Rias in this form, already I can see she screaming out and calling me a monster, also with these dicks I don't think she will accept me. It's just too weird not to have a human-like dick.

I really should stop thinking about this. So, I had become a dragon, a red one similar to Ddraig. I can't breath fire yet and for once I wish I had the Boost ability of my sacred gear, those would be very helpful in this situation. I guess this is where they say "a beggar can't choose."

Where should I go now?

AN: This is fantasy AU so no modern stuffs except some magitech devices. There will be lemon (Issei in dragon form has sex) but I'm shit at making smut so please don't flame.