Greg stuck his spoon into the hard dirt and ate it.
"Anotha one" yelled "DJ KHALED! WE THE BEST MUSIC!"
Greg ate anotha spoon of dirt then anotha one and anotha one faster and faster and faster, until he was gobbling dirt at such a fast rate that there was a massive pit in the ground.
Then he ate so fast he achieved liftoff through his shit infused dirt containing farts.