SPN100 CHALLENGE: TEAM BUILDING: CROWLEY STYLE

by SupernaturallyEgocentric

Ever been on one of those corporate retreats, where everyone works together, supports each other and everyone works together for the common good? Yeah, this ain't it. Posting a little bit early for Sunday's drabble challenge. 100 words and the challenge word is pool.

"Did you think you'd be sitting around the pool all day long, drinking bloody tea, eating chocolate biccies and singing God Save the Queen?" Crowley purpled with rage. "MORONS! This is not Club Med! This is friggin' HELL!"

"We have souls to grill! Hunters to hunt! Humans to tempt! Angels to fuck with!"

No one in the huge crowd moved.

Crowley looked over his terrified audience. When his eyes turned red, a demon in the back of the room whimpered and peed itself.

"In other words, you scone-eating, Starbucks-guzzling, sniveling little guttersnipes, shift your lazy asses and get to work!"