Greg was having a bad day at school.
Everyone was mean to him, even Fregley.
"Hey Fregley" called Greg after school, "Wait up!"
"What, you dumb wimp!" Fregley yelled back while eating his own excrement which he was holding in his hand.
"... What the fuck are you doing?!" Grey yelled when he realized Fregley was eating his own shit.
Then Fregley started chasing Greg, Greg almost escaped but tripped over a crack in the pavement and hit the pavement hard.
Greg's teeth broke and then Fregley stood over Greg.
Fregley spit out his chewed up shit on Greg, then threw up all over him.
Then he took the shit that he was holding smeared some on Greg, and finally forcing Greg's mouth open by punching him in the throat, put some of his shit in Greg's mouth.
He began choking Greg, and Greg was forced to swallow Fregley's shit.
Greg began crying and nearly threw up, but Fregley unzipped his pants and began peeing on Greg.
Greg screamed as Fregley's hot piss entered his eyes and began stinging them, as it made his hair sticky as it mixed with the shit Fregley had rubbed in there earlier.
Finally Fregley kicked Greg in the face breaking his nose and walked off.
Greg thought his day couldn't get any worse, when suddenly an owl flew overhead, swooped low over Greg's face and then sharted all over it.
As the owl shit and piss entered Greg's mouth and nose, he felt like he was going to die.
Greg was furious, he leaped up and caught the owl and began slamming it's head into the pavement
After several dozen strikes, the owl's head had turned to mush.
Greg noticed the owl had steel claws like in Guardians of Ga'hoole.
Greg pulled off the owl's steel claws and was about to gauge his eyes out, when he noticed that Fregley was by himself, rolling in the shit and piss of the sewer.
Greg squeezed through the narrow entrance of the sewer and in the process ripped all of his skin off.
Greg was still holding the owl's corpse and was bleeding because he had lost all his skin.
When Fregley saw the skinless demon Greg had become he screamed and tried to run, but his foot was stuck in an especially large pile of shit.
Fregley tripped and Greg forced Fregley's mouth open and using his steel claws tore Fregley's tongue out.
Then he stuffed the owl's corpse down Fregley's throat.
Fregley began screaming and choking, and in response Greg squated over Fregley's mouth which was now a large gash since Greg had ripped off Fregley's teeth with the steel claws.
Then Greg sharted into Fregley's mouth.
Greg stomped on Fregley's stomach several times, prompting him to throw up.
Fregley's bile rose up his throat but was blocked by the owl corpse that was lodged within it.
Greg watched in amusement as Fregley began choking on his own vomit.
As Greg began to bleed to death from his many wounds, he was at peace.