A/N: This was a challenge on TUMBLR to write fanfiction for their Fandom Jump scenarios. Since I eat, sleep, and breath Harry Potter I decided to do that. I do not own Harry Potter in any way; but don't think that won't keep me from taking the plot and beating the crap out of it!

000 I AM A LINE BREAK 000

It was a normal day at work when something simply abnormal happened. I had been trying to pass the time until the end of my midnight shift by listening to music while waiting for the pain pills I had taken for the pain in my head and teeth to kick in while biting down every so often to test if I was still in mass amounts of pain. I blamed braces for my horrible enamel which was probably going to cost me a shit ton to fix the cavities I had and probably cost me a tooth getting pulled because fuck grinding your teeth in your sleep. I cursed everything from braces to the fact that I was too damn busy to brush properly, to the fact that cola was tasty and water was not.

My dentist was going to be so smug...curse his stupid smug face. But I'v gotten off track; I was passing time until the end of my shift at 8 am listening to movie OST's and debating if I should play Minecraft. I had just closed my eyes to try and blot out the pain in my head (and face) when suddenly it felt as if the whole world jolted. My feet dropped from where they had been propped up on the desk and hit the floor and for a moment I thought I would tip back out of the roll-y chair I had been lounging in. It was like that feeling you get in bed when you think you're falling and you jolt back into wakefulness. Yeah, that feeling everyone hates.

Well I didn't, in fact, fall off my chair because I had found myself now sitting on one of the padded benches they have in trains. But, I had never been on a train. I looked around blearily, fixing my glasses and yawning, mussing my short hair. Unless I had been dreaming of work and was on a train to my Aunts house...I think I would remember that though. My feet were resting on a wooden steamer trunk with a strange coat of arms carved on the lock, causing me to frown.

I had seen something like this somewhere before...now where was it? I looked down at myself, preparing to see the usual jeans, and hoodie combo that I wore to work. I instead found myself wearing what looked to be a school uniform with a grey skirt, long stockings and a sweater vest. I was...incredibly confused since I was 22 and had just begun my studies in Psychology at a community college. A woman with a kind face and greying hair opened the door to the place I was sitting and smiled at me.

"We'll be pulling up to Hogwarts soon, dearie. You'll want to get into your robes. It's a little chilly." She then closed the door and walked off. I, of course, sat their in a dumb shock. Hogwarts? Had I somehow gotten down to Disney Land? How the fuck had that happened? Was I drunk!? I felt indignant fury build up in my heart.

"By the Horned God, I am going to give Stevens such a BEATING if he got me drunk then put me on a Train!" I cursed aloud, causing the young girl who stuck her frizzy head into the compartment to jerk back and give me a concerned look before skulking off. I glared at her back before taking a deep breath to calm myself; being a HUGE bitch was not going to solve my problems now. Right now, I needed to find a park guide to put me on the fastest plane BACK to Rochester so I could pummel my room mate into a paste for this sick prank! Finally the rust bucket I was on slowed and came to a stop, pulling me from my quiet appraisal of the little blue eyes white kitten in the cage atop the steamer trunk I had been propped up on. It had been giving me a betrayed glared since I'd woken up and I wondered if they did this for everyone and how many prop animals they had. How much did it cost to feed them?

I was ushered off the train and into a group of young children, I despaired when I noticed that I was actually shorter then most of them. What are parents feeding their kids theses days that they're taller then a 22 year old woman!? Finally I was pushed into a boat by the crowd where I found myself looking up into eyes greener then even mine. Wow; whoever they'd gotten to play Harry for the 'sorting' year for tourists was freaking amazing! He was giving me a nervous look so I smiled reassuringly; poor kid must be new.

"Hey, I'm Katelyn." I whispered to him, "But my friends call me Spooky." The poor kids' eyes widened before he gave me a tiny smile of his own. The red head who was playing Ron was glaring at me and I gave him a dark look for not thinking to comfort his co worker when he was so obviously nervous.

"I'm Harry." He whispered back and I smiled at his performance. He was dedicated even when so freaked out; I wondered if he was afraid of the water. I winked at him and nudged him with my shoulder playfully as we got out of the boats.

"You have my name and I have yours; that makes us friends now." I said with as much determination as I could muster; this set for Hogwarts was HUGE! I looked back out across the lake and frowned; where were the lights from the Roller Coasters? From the city around the park? Something...didn't feel right and it was making me nervous and jumpy. I hissed when the red head bumped into me and glared at him before Harry pulled me into the building; whispering at 'Ron' to quit being mean to the 'nice girl'. I fell into a sort of daze, watching the people around me while the actor for Dumbledore did his speech. As Professor McGonagall started to call people up, I wondered how they would 'sort' us. I...strangely enough was called up by my mothers maiden name; Katelyn Collins. I walked up the steps slowly, wondering why most of the Slytherins were giving me awed or frightened looks. I hadn't done anything...or at least I don't think I had.

"A powerful mind behind those innocent looks, isn't there Miss. Gullen." Came a tiny voice from the inside of the hat. Was there a speaker? Did I fill out a questionnaire before getting stuffed on that train?

"No no, Miss. Gullen it is only I. Hm, a World Walker I see; I bet you didn't see that coming did you? Think we're all actors; foolish child." It's condescending tone of voice made my eyes narrow and I pursed my lips.

'I am 22 years old, thank you very MUCH.' I thought angrily at the speaker. How dare someone who was only reading a script act as if I was a child! The 'hat' chuckled before settling around my ears.

"A woman of 22 you no longer are. This is all VERY real Miss. Gullen; you would do well to work that in your favor. You have ambitions; to learn how to bend peoples minds to your own will. To help them since no human seems to want to help themselves. Trying to seek penance for an act of manslaughter who's fault was not yours; but your have a very Gryffindor outlook on life. But there is a darkness within you...a shadowy taint that no one in the house of the Lion would accept. You long to kill those who would make fun of you; those who look down on you. You walk hand and hand with death, my dear, searching for him blindly." I stiffened, feeling as if someone was pulling my soul out and reading it.

"Very loyal and intelligent; but neither the house of the Eagle or the house of the Badger would accept that evil in your heart. But do you even know it's there? You've played the good girl for so long can you even notice the cracks within your own mind? Can you feel them straining against the threads you bind them with? You have such strange morals...rather kill a man then beat them up for money? You fear that look of hatred you would find in his eyes. You want to be loved by everyone; for fear is not the way to get others to follow you. You could be a very dangerous young woman...I think there is only one place to send a budding Dark Lady. I will send you to the shadows in...SLYTHERIN!"

Now I knew...there was no going home. This was home now; and now I had a new mission. I would help Harry Potter (for that was who he really was) to defeat the Dark Lord. I would have them hand the Magical World to me on a silver platter. I knew how the muggle world was going to end up; I had to make sure this magical world full of wonders didn't end up like my world in 2013. I would make sure. And I would get rid of anyone who got in my way. The hat was right...I was evil. Maybe just a little lighter then pitch black but still...dark.

Something wicked this way comes...