This is a dream I had the other day at about 7:45am! Hope you find it amusing, I did!

I sat on the cold, hard floor chatting to my friend. I think her name was Clarise but I was the Clarice from the movie. Hannibal Lector sat on the one bed in the cell. There were several other people in the room with us. One of the security guards had locked the door so we couldn't get out. A woman came to the window on the door and peered in. She had blonde hair, which had the texture of straw and too much make up. She didn't look the full shilling so the guard let her come in.
"Where is my hunk of an ex husband then?" She ran over to Hannibal who had just given me a cuddle and grabbed him. He didn't struggle so I moved away and sat with Clarise who was crying a little. I think she was one of those sentimental characters you always find in dreams. Anyway, this blonde bimbo was kissing the face of Hannibal until Clarise spoke up.
"Uh, guys? This isn't the type of behaviour you show to a sixteen year old." (I'll remind you that I was the movie Clarice in this dream!)
"For God's sake she's not half her age." Blonde bimbo snapped. I just sat there, nearly crying.
Later in the dream, when Hannibal had, had a row with his ex he threw her out and came over to me. I thought he was going to kiss me but he just lay on the floor beside the bed. He pulled me on top of him, and gave me a quick hug before pushing me to the other side of him. I was still a bit miffed so he put his arm round me, then I woke up to just being boring old real-life me.

Reviews of this dream are welcome yet illogical!