Vegeta:
I've been craving a battle
But I'm not really glad it's
Against this saibamen reject
Who's even weaker than Raditz
I can't say I'm impressed
By this little green creature
I'm the prince of all saiyans
You're a kindergarten teacher
I don't mean to be racist
But your race is pathetic
Diamond homeworld elites
Only strength is aesthetic
If yellow diamond was here
It is me she'd be fearing
I'd shatter the clod
And get my wife some new earrings
Peridot:
We aren't fighting with hits
So you should just call it quits
Cause I would totally destroy you
In a battle of wits
But Steven taught me to forgive
So I'd rather not condemn
I no longer follow diamonds
Because I'm a Crystal Gem
So while I think it's kinda sad
That you pretend to be a god
I'll still extend a hand of peace
And an invite to the shorty squad
Vegeta:
When you faced the Crystal Gems
They were lacking in malignity
Extend a limb to me
And I won't even leave your dignity
The only gems I care for
Are the ones that grant my wishes
So you know I've got no time for
Ones that turn themselves to bitches
You say you're one of them
Yeah keep spinning that yarn
They had you build their gadget
Then they stuck you in a barn
You'll come begging for a rematch
Though ya know I'll just dismember you
And based on Yellow Diamond
I will likely not remember you
Peridot:
OK I've tried to show restriant
But you're only seeking strife
And I will not be disrespected
By a tech moguls trophy wife
Bulma's smart for a human
But I'm still gonna diss her
Leave her trembling harder
Than your son in law's whisker
The weakest of your race
And yet you call yourself elite
In every major battle
All you've earned has been defeat
So any time, face to face
Just tell me where and when
Put fake blond barbie in her place
You can call me Kaio Ken
Vegeta:
Look I inspired your creation
And I'd like to be flattered
But you're a weak abomination
Who should've really been shattered
But if you think that that's too far
I guess I'd settle for a poof
Cause I'll admit I was amused
When you pushed Greg off of that roof
I'm feeling trace amounts of pity
And it's eating at my loathing
So let me power down
And just put on some weighted clothing
I know my pride's a weakness
But even you cannot contest
That we both know this battle
Is not worth my best
Peridot:
Born arrogant and cocky
Yet you only get prouder
We Gems grow through our battles
You people just YELL LOUDER
Enslaved by a space emperor
Who's named after a fridge
The only decent dialogue
You have is in abridge
You think your stronger than me
But I'm not fighting alone
And when gems come together
We're made of much more than stone
I've gathered up my friends
I think you're starting to fear us
Now beg for your life
Like you did to Lord Beerus
Vegeta:
You're going to beat me with teamwork?
Oh this is gonna end tragic
Are all your tactics inspired
By watching Friendship is Magic?
You're mocking TFS
Cause no one decent wants to spoof ya
And now I know, a yellow glow
Is all it takes to poof ya
You think the gems can save you
You should bubble that delusion
Gather all the friends you've got
I'll watch you fail another fusion
If you still think you've won
Ponder these words instead
My blue haired life partner
Never left me for dead
Peridot:
Lapis may have left
But she returned to save the day
Meanwhile all your presence causes
Is dilemmas and dismay
You knew your boss was wrong
But still bowed down cause he was stronger
I sang a single song
And couldn't serve her any longer
You could have beaten Cell
But you let him reach perfection
Seems to me that Frieza
Should have thanked you for defection
I stood up to 2 diamonds
Knowing that I might be broken
While your immature desires
Allowed Buu to be awoken
If you think that you're a hero
Then I think you need a fill-in
The earth was better off
When you were just another villain
Vegeta:
...
Peridot:
... Please don't shatter me
Vegeta:
Bismuth was the one who poofed Lapis.
Peridot:
Wait what?
Vegeta:
Have fun crying about that bombshell!
*Vegeta flies away*
Peridot:
...coprolite bastard