Just Read. LOL!
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight just these thoughts.
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You know you're obsessed with Edward Cullen when you…..
*make-out with an ice cube/icepack while thinking that it is Edward.
*sleep with a stuffed animal/pillow/anything in your arms while thinking that it is Edward.
*hang an Edward poster above your bed and imagine that it is Edward watching you sleep.
*can't fall asleep without hearing Bella's lullaby.
*have people call you Bella.
*change your facebook/myspace user name to Bella.
*can associate EVERYTHING with Edward Cullen. (For example, I was eating mac & cheese and that made me think of pasta and that made me think of Charlie trying to cook for Bella in Eclipse and that made me think of Bella cooking and Bella made me think of Edward Cullen. TA DA!)
*call the Twilight movie a documentary on your life.
*call the Twilight books biographies of your life.
*freak out every time you hear the name James or Victoria.
*sleep with window open.
*put a sign on the outside of your window that says "come on in, Edward"
*absentmindedly doodle "Edward Cullen" on EVERYTHING.
*sign your name as Bella Cullen.
*scream with joy every time you see a silver Volvo.
*run after said Volvo while screaming Edward's name, and yelling "Bite Me"
*say that your dream car is a silver Volvo with Edward in the front seat.
*squeal whenever you hear the words Edward, Cullen, or both.
*cried for hours after Edward left in New Moon.
*threw New Moon at your bedroom wall after Edward left.
*either did an all out happy dance or sang with joy or both when Edward came back in New Moon.
*sigh happily every time you see or hear ANYTHING Edward Cullen related.
*plan on moving to Forks, Washington in the U.S.A.
*plan on marrying a man named Edward
*plan on making said man change his name to Edward, if it isn't already Edward.
*absolutely 100% LOATHE Jacob/ALL werewolves.
*want to marry Rob Pattinson and make dress up/act like Edward.
*finished the whole, 4-book series in less than a week. (I finished in less than 4 days).
*are now scared of going on tours in Italy.
*dream of Edward EVERY night since you read the first sentence of Twilight that had him in it.
*get giddy every time you hear the year 1918 (year when Edward became a vampire)
*have memorized the date/year of Edward's human birthday (June 20, 1901)
*you know Edward's age to date
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please send in any other ideas that you have
I've got to get back to my other story now.
coughREVIEWcough