A/N: Spongebobrocker here! And he's gettin ready to write his first fanfic! Yay! okay yeah on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Toadstool, Nintendo, or anything else I left out.

President: Mario vs. Bowser

Chapter 1: The Letter

Mario was sleeping peacefully until his alarm clock started ringing. On instinct, he grabbed the alarm clock and threw it out the window. Of course, the window wasn't open, so it crashed through the window! It woke Mario with a start. "MOMMA MIA!", Mario screamed. "What was that!", Luigi said running into the room.

"It was the window breaking because you stupidly decided close it!", Mario barked. "It's your fault!", Luigi shot back, "You always have to chuck the stupid alarm clock out the window JUST because it rings when YOU set it to!" "It's an intinct of mine!", Mario said lamely. "Shuttup and take your mail!", Luigi yelled.

Luigi slammed it down on a table and stormed out of the room. Mario came over to check it out. "Bill, bill, bill, catalog, weight watchers notice, hey, a letter from Toadsworth!", Mario said.

Mario read it aloud: "Dear Mario, Princess Peach has decided for there to be a Mushroom Kingdom Presidential Election. The two canidates are you and Bowser. Voting begins at noon today, and the election is in a week. Better start getting ready! Good Luck! Sincerely, Toadsworth."

A thought bubble appeared above Mario's head. It showed Mario swimming in money, and Luigi bringing Mario food when he snapped his fingers and... Mario's thoughts were interrupted when Luigi came in. "You're payin' for that window!", Luigi said to Mario.

"I wouldn't talk to the new president of Mushroom Kingdom like that if I were you!", Mario said. "What the-! Mushroom Kingdom doesn't have a president!", Luigi argued. "It does now... ME!", Mario shouted, "Toadsworth sent a letter to me that said Peach decided for there to be an election! So you'd better start your practice of bringing me coffee when I snap my fingers cause you're gonna be my slave, FOREVER! MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA", Mario cackled evilly.

"Actually, it's only 4-8 years.", Luigi said stupidly. Mario frowned, "Yeah, whatever quit ruining my moment!"

"Hey wait! I'll only be your slave if you beat your opponent! Who is your opponent?", Luigi asked. "Bowser.", Mario said snapping his fingers.

Luigi looked down sadly, "Oh fine. Latte or espresso?"

End of Chappy

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