AN: This is my first FF so be bear with me. I currently do not have a beta for this story but if you interested just PM and we will go from there.

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Well Isn't This Just Fucking Super?

Chapter 1

Beep… beep… beep…beep. 'What is with that annoying beeping?' Beep… beep… beep…beep. 'Will someone please make the annoying beeping stop? It is really starting to piss me off.' Beep… beep… beep… beep. 'Where the hell am I anyway?' Suddenly my eyes snap open only to see that I'm suspended in this container with some kind of liquid in it. I have this weird jumpsuit like outfit on that I don't remember seeing at all in my life. I can feel some kind oxygen mask on my face helping me breathe while I'm in this liquid. I look around outside the tank and see that I'm in some kind of lab. There's test tube and beakers everywhere. If it wasn't for the fact that I have no idea where I am or how I got here I probably would have made a sarcastic comment about how this place looks like a cheap remake of the Chemistry lab in McKinley High. On the desk by the tank there's a whole bunch of test tubes as well as some files by a laptop bag. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say they're about me considering I'm the only one in here.

'That's enough sight-seeing Santana let's find a way out of here before whoever's running this godforsaken place comes back.' I look around inside my tank to see if there's something I can use to open the tank but it looks like I'm shit out of luck because there's not a goddamn thing in here that can help me. 'Hmmm I wonder if I can break this glass if I hit it hard enough…' I take a deep breath and swing my arms against the glass as hard as I can. CRACK! All of the liquid goes rushing out of the tank dragging me with it. "Holy shit! I didn't think that would actually work!" WARNING SUBJECT ECO37 HAS BEEN RELEASED. ALL AVAILABLE SECURITY WORKERS REPORT TO LAB 5 IN WING 2. WARNING SUBJECT ECO37 HAS BEEN RELEASED. ALL AVAILABLE SECURITY WORKERS REPORT TO LAB 5 IN WING 2.

"Shiiiiit I gotta get out of here!" I quickly grab the files on the desk and shove them in the laptop bag throwing it on over my shoulder as a run out the door. I look around and see that I'm in a long hallway filled with tons of doors. "Fuck! Where do I go now?!" I look around and see a door labeled emergency exit and quickly run and burst through the door. I mean that literally because the door went flying off the hinges! 'What the fuck is going here?! First the glass now the door! I shouldn't be able to do any of this!' I look around and see at least 50 security guards running towards me. 'Shit! How the fuck am I gonna get out of here now? Maybe I can lose the assholes in the woods over there.' I quickly turn to the right and run as fast as I can towards the woods. I was running so fast it was almost as if my feet never actually touched the ground! The trees look like this one big blur and its almost making nauseous. 'Well I'm sure as hell not complaining about my new found strength and speed if it helps me get the fuck out of here.' I turn around to see if the pendejos are still following me when suddenly; I lurch forward and start to fall! I can see that I ran right over a fucking cliff! I think to myself, 'You have got to be fucking shitting me! What are the odds that right as I'm getting away I fall off a cliff! I mean seriously! Who puts a big science lab next to a fucking cliff?!' I close my eyes and brace myself for the pain that I know I will feel when I hit those rocks at the bottom.