Damn, I suck at updating. Here's Day 10 of the 100 Day Drabble Challenge. 1/10 of the way there, you guys! Oh, this is based off of this picture: Player Four Is Winning by xNoWherex
"FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID, BIG-NOSED JEW FAGGOT!"
"GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!"
"Guys..."
Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny were playing video games at Cartman's house, which was their usual afternoon activity. And, as per usual, Kyle and Cartman were fighting again. Over what, you may ask? Who the hell knows. Those two never needed an excuse to fight.
Stan was making a half-hearted attempt to stop the argument, but he knew he wasn't getting anywhere. Kyle and Cartman couldn't hear him over the sound of their own pissed off-ness.
"How about instead of cheating, you go make me a sandwich, bitch!"
"Shut your fucking mouth before I murder you with a crowbar, you illiterate momma's boy."
"MAHM! KAHL'S THREATENING ME WITH MURDER!"
Kyle punched Cartman in the stomach, causing Cartman to punch him in the ribs.
"That does it, lardass!"
Kyle tackled the bigger boy off the couch and straddled him as he threw his fists left and right. Cartman squealed and whined underneath him. "Kahl, stahp!"
Stan eventually grew tired of the yelling, and he pulled his Super Best Friend off of Cartman. "Break it up, dumbasses. Cartman, quit crying and get the hell up.
As that debacle went on, nobody noticed Kenny winning the game. Hell yeah.