Written for the 'Every Wolf Deserves A Star Competition' on HPFC. Just a fluffy lil' thing.

Prompts - delusional (word), coffee (word), "Aww... I hate you too." (dialogue).

The Chocoholic And The Idiot

Sirius was delusional if he thought that he wasn't a lovesick puppy who couldn't think about anything else apart from the boy he was madly in love with. He was delusional if he thought he could ever not love Remus.

He sat in Potions across from Remus, with his chin rested in his hands and that dopey smile on his face. Said dopey smile was reserved for Remus only. The smile hadn't even existed until he met Remus. Now it was like a permanent fixture on his face.

Remus glanced up from his schoolwork to catch Sirius's stares, and he flushed a dark crimson that made Sirius's heart rate pick up. Remus smiled the smile Sirius loved so much, and then looked back down at his work. It was only seconds before he looked back at Sirius and then they were playing footsie under the table.

James rolled his eyes disgustedly and muttered to them to get a room.

xXx

Remus knew that Sirius loved coffee. They had several dates a month sitting in the old musty coffee shop down in Hogsmeade.

They sat across from each other in the shop, smiling at one another.

Sirius took a sip of his coffee.

Remus was a chocoholic. He always ordered hot chocolate with extra chocolate on top. Sirius loved that about him.

"So how are you today, my wonderful chocoholic werewolf of a boyfriend?"

Remus blushed and smiled brightly at him. "I'm very good thank you. And how are you today, my amazing lovesick idiot of a boyfriend?"

"I'm not an idiot," Sirius pouted.

"You're my idiot."

"Well if I'm going to be anyone's idiot, it would be yours," Sirius nodded, smiling.

And then they were playing footsie again.

The waiter rolled his eyes.

xXx

Remus and Sirius were yet to take that step from just a romantic relationship to a sexual relationship. They were both excited by the idea, but Remus was cautious. He found himself getting embarrassed when talking about things like... that.

They lay in bed together. Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus and pulled him close.

"I want you, Remus," Sirius whispered in his ear.

Remus breathed out slowly and glanced up at Sirius. "I want you, too."

Sirius's hands were running down Remus's arm and over his chest and then slowly down.

Remus bit his lip and tried to think of a reason to say no.

Sirius was on suddenly on top of him, and he could feel himself getting hard. He knew Sirius could feel it too. He watched in embarrassed silence as Sirius smirked down at him.

"Is someone getting a little bit horny?" he teased.

Remus tried to look away and hide his face, but Sirius pinned both his arms down and kept him in place.

"Look at you going all red and embarrassed," he said, smiling. "You're adorable when you blush like that."

"Shut up," Remus mumbled, involuntarily thrusting up and groaning at the feeling.

"Woah, there," Sirius said, pinning Remus's hands over his head and leaning down. "Someone's really horny."

"Mmm, I hate you," Remus muttered, thrusting again into Sirius.

Sirius grinned. He loved Remus when he was like this. "Aww... I hate you too," he said cheerfully, closing the gap between them with a kiss.

It was heated and sexy and everything Sirius could ever dream of.

When they broke apart, they stared at each other for a minute.

"I love you."

"I love you, too. More than anything."

xXx

When James walked in a couple of minutes later, he wished that Remus and Sirius would go back to playing footsie. He was scarred for life.

~The End~