Trafalgar Law: Grammar Teacher

Title: Trafalgar Law: Grammar Teacher
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Law only wants to teach his class some grammar. Of course, the Fanfiction Gods and Goddesses won't let him.
Warnings: OOCness; Doflamingo
A/N: This takes place during the two year time skip.

Chapter 1: The New Teacher and the New Class

Trafalgar Law straightened his tie and dusted his suit once more. He pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose and took a deep breath. He can't appear nervous. He was Trafalgar D. Water Law; bearer of the Will of the D, one of the Eleven Supernovas, Captain of the Heart Pirates, and the Surgeon of Death.

And he was now going to teach grammar to his class.

A few weeks ago, he had struck a deal with the World Government. He was allowed to stay on the island of Nazo for however long he wanted as long as he didn't commit any crimes. In return, he would have to teach his class some grammar. A couple Marine officers were going to be sent to his class because the reports they had sent in were full of grammatical errors. Sengoku cringed as he tried to read them before giving up and feeding those reports to his goat.

'I'm doing this so that there's a higher chance that I'll be given the rank of Shichibukai. If this doesn't work, I'll just go with the Hundred Hearts Plan,' He took a deep breath and entered his classroom. "Hello class, my name is Trafalgar Law. I will be your teach—"

"Hi Torao!" A young raven haired boy wearing a straw hat atop his head waved from the back of the class. If the straw hat wasn't enough to identify him by, he also had a large red burn scar across his torso.

"Mugiwara-ya!? What are you doing here!?" Law exclaimed. The last time he had seen him was when the younger pirate had broken out of the infirmary and ran off into Amazon Lily, screaming. He and his crew had left after "Dark King" Silvers Rayleigh had arrived.

"Rayleigh said I should learn some stuff," Luffy grinned.

"Right…" Law couldn't disagree with that idea. He just didn't think that the rubber boy would attend this exact class. "You do understand that I'm teaching grammar, right?"

"Yep!" Luffy continued to smile. "I don't really write much. Even as a kid I didn't really write. It didn't catch me anything to eat,"

"You can at least read, right?" Law asked.

"Well yeah, I have to know which places have food," Luffy replied.

A few of the students who were Marines all murmured amongst themselves. "Mugiwara is still alive?"

"But didn't he get hit by Akainu's attack?"

"Yeah!"

"So how could he survive?"

Ignoring the Marines, Law asked, "Mugiwara-ya, did you register?"

"Yep, I'm in your rooster," Luffy nodded, not bothering to correct himself that it was roster. "Rayleigh signed me up,"

"I'm going to take attendance now," Law announced. "Jango-ya?"

"Here,"

"Fullbody-ya?"

"Here,"

Law paused at the next two. "Smoker-ya and Tashigi-ya?"

"Um, over here," Tashigi timidly raised her hand.

"What are you two doing here?" Law queried.

"Vice-Admiral Garp for some reason sent us to this class," Smoker grumbled, upset that he wasn't allowed to smoke in a classroom.

"Okay…" Law said slowly.

"Killer! Heat! Wire! Let me go!" A familiar red haired pirate was pulled into the class by three of his crewmates. "I don't need to attend this stupid class! Who needs grammar anyway?"

"Kidd, it won't kill you to have some smarts," Killer said.

"Are you calling me stupid!?" Kidd snapped.

"Eustass-ya, please have a seat," Law requested, marking Kidd present on his roster.

"Trafalgar!?" Kidd exclaimed. "There's no way in hell that I'm going to let you tell me what to do!"

Killer and Wire managed to push Kidd into an empty seat. "Heat now!" Heat quickly tied Kidd to the chair with seastone chains.

"You bastards!" Kidd shouted.

"We'll come by to pick you up after class," Killer told their captain as the trio took their leave.

"KILLER! HEAT! WIRE! GET BACK HERE!"

"Eustass-ya, please refrain from yelling," Law said. "It'll be a nuisance to the class,"

"Piss off Trafalgar!" Kidd snapped. "I ain't staying here!" He struggled against the binds but he couldn't break them.

Law took out a roll of duct tape and placed it on his desk. "If you are too noisy, I will be forced to seal that mouth of yours,"

Helpless in this situation, Kidd stayed silent.

"Good," Law continued to take attendance, saying names of Marines he has never heard of before. There was the sound of running in the hallway. Being a teacher, Law took the responsibility upon himself to see what the commotion was. He opened the door and saw Zoro running down the hallway. "Zoro-ya, what are you doing here?"

"Hah?" Zoro stopped and stared at him. "What are you doing on Kuraigana Island?"

"Kuraigana Island?" Law raised a brow. "This is Nazo,"

"What are you talking about?" Zoro asked. "I've been circling Kuraigana for days now! I still haven't reached the shore!"

"Zoro-ya, to get to Nazo you'd have to already pass the shore," Law pointed out. "How could you miss that? In fact, how did you get here without sailing then?"

"Are you saying that I'm finally free from Kuraigana and those stupid moles?" Zoro questioned.

'How bad is his sense of direction!? How did he even get here without a ship!?' Law was dumbfounded at Zoro's navigational skills.

"Oh, Zoro!" Luffy waved. "Come in! Torao's teaching the class!"

Zoro sighed. "I got nothing else to do,"

"There's an empty seat next to me!" Luffy offered.

Somehow, Zoro had ended up at the wall opposite of the doorway AKA the other side of the classroom, not the back. Everyone's jaw dropped, even Smoker's jaw and Law's jaw had dropped. Just how bad was his sense of direction!? Luffy only grinned and stretched his arm, grabbing Zoro. However, he accidentally caused Zoro to hit the wall.

"Oops, sorry Zoro," Luffy chuckled.

"Now I'll begin the lesson," Law said.

Just so you know, it won't be peaceful lessons. I mean, it's Luffy we're talking about. You really think he'll sit still in a classroom?