One day Sakura was bald. She turned into a ninja turtle. Then a giant cat came. Jackie Chan was in the toilet. Jackie Chan kicked Sakura and then he died. A Cyclops and a guy with a beard began making out while Sakura watched with deep interest. Then they ate her. Sakura came out the other end a few hours later. Then she was in the toilet with Jackie Chan .Jackie Chan ate her. Then Jackie Chan threw her up. Michael Jackson came and everyone got scared cuz he started to hug children and it was really creepy. Sakura ate him. Michael Jackson's water broke. Michael Jackson gave birth to a pencil. The pencil was mental and had AIDs. Suddenly the pencil turned into a pen. It changed it race like Michael Jackson. A terrorist came and bombed everyone and they died. Hahaha!