Title: Ask The Expert
Author: xClassicxChicx
Summary: A girl leaves Matt a little present, but he doesn't know exactly what to do next. So he goes to the Shaman of Sexy for assistance.
He was so confused. She left him that. But what is that suppose to mean exactly?
Matt scratched his head as he walked down the halls and to the backstage. There, he saw John Morrison talking with Lena Yada. That's when an idea popped up in his head. Girls practicaly crawl all over him all the time, so he definitely would have to know. Perfect!
He went up to the Shaman of Sexy and tapped him on the shoulder. "Excuse me, Morrison?"
John stopped talking with Lena for a split second and turned around to meet face-to-face with the ECW Champion. "Hey man, what's up?"
"I got a question for you." he said. "If a girl leaves a part of herself with you, what does it mean?"
"Well, what exactly do you mean by a part of herself?" John asked. "Her phone number...? Her...virginity...?"
Miz, overhearing the conversation came up behind Matt. "She left her panties, didn't she?"
John's eyebrows rose, and he grinned widely.
Lena's eyes got huge and her mouth dropped. "Oh my!"
Matt blushed madly at the awkwardness and the fact that Miz was right. He couldn't take it, so he walked away in embarassment.
"She must've been a good one!" Lena giggled.
John shrugged. "Eh...I got a whole drawer of them at home."