One day I was playing FFXIV like usual when suddenly an idea of zombie attack came to my mind. And KuroBasu characters became my victim in order to deliver the story. (Akashi-kun, please don't kill me ._.)
Disclaimer:
twinSlayer: This is why I'm hot~This is why I'm hot~ This is why, this is why, this is-*shot*
Kuroko: Kuroko no Basuke is a work of Fujimaki Tadatoshi-san. twinSlayer-kun has no connection to KuroBasu whatsoever.
Akashi: Good work, Tetsuya. Here's a vanilla shake for you.
*Kagami-kun disposes the dead body*
"So Kuroko…" Midorima pushed his glasses up his bridge of nose and his brow furrowed. "What is the reason you called us all out here, again?"
In the Maji Burger just across the gym, Kuroko once again gathered all his former teammates, including Kagami Taiga, and held the meeting at his most favourite hangout place. If before this he failed to get Murasakibara and Akashi, this time he had given them a notice early enough for them not to plan anything for this one particular day. At the table, Takao was busy playing with Midorima's lucky item for the day, which was a PSP. Murasakibara was munching his Pocky slowly, and Himuro was sitting beside him enjoying Pocky as well (sometimes it's nice to give in XD). Meanwhile, Aomine and Momoi was sitting beside each other chatting about what to buy in the grocery store across the street before they went home. And Kise came with Kasamatsu, in which kicking butts was unavoidable in almost every thing Kise did. Akashi came alone. He preferred to.
Kuroko sat at the very end of the long table, without everyone realizing it. But as Kagami sat down beside Kuroko, they all turned their heads at him, and later the phantom player. In his hand, a tray of Maji Burgers mounting up waiting for him to push them all into his blackhole stomach. "Hey Kuroko, you better explain why you asked them out like this before someone scissorsed his way out of this restaurant," adressed Kagami as he saw Akashi moved his hands on the scissors laid on the table.
"Okay, everyone."
"If you say you want to chat again, I'm seriously gonna flip out on you," Aomine scoffed as he ruffled his short dark blue hair. At first Kuroko tried to talk, but after the warning from Aomine, he stood up, walked behind Kagami, and peered his head out.
"I've prepared a little game for us," said Kuroko while hiding behind Kagami. Kise was trying his hardest not to get a nosebleed from the cute behaviour, but a tick mark made its way onto Aomine's forehead.
"I KNEW IT! DIE, TETSU!"
"Dai-chan, noooo!" Momoi held onto her tall friend from behind before Aomine could lunge at Kuroko. Of course, this was all only a show of how close they are.
"So, what kind of game was it, Kuro-chin?" asked Murasakibara as his Pocky supply almost depleted.
"It's called Zombie Survivors." Suddenly, Kuroko become very serious, even though the topic of the conversation was…..almost childish to everyone's ears. Everyone's heads perked up and stared hard at Kuroko.
Is he serious?
But his face doesn't show that he's lying.
Maybe he was kidding around.
Not in that kind of mood.
Everyone formed a group and whispered to each other, and maybe they let Kuroko hear them on purpose. "Guys, the way you're whispering to each other like that hurts me," said Kuroko as he maintained his poker face.
"Kurokocchi, are you serious?"
"Very, Kise-kun."
Again, with that show of seriousness, they couldn't just leave it at that. Finally, they all give in to Kuroko's wish.
"Fine, if Tetsuya wanted to play it that badly, I'll play along." Akashi smiled softly. "Besides, it's been a while since I've played something with you guys." The others agreed with Akashi and decided to stay with Kuroko until the game was done. "So what are the rules of this game, Kuro-chin?"
Kuroko pulled out a notepad out of his bag and started reading from a page that was horribly doodled. "First step, please pick a weapon of your choice in order to survive the zombie apocalypse and continue on living. Anything could be considered as weapon." Everybody put on a thinking face for a second before Kuroko declared, "Oh, and Kasamatsu-san, Takao-san and Himuro-san are free to join in as well."
The three were excited to jump into the game, but Takao suggested a unique idea. "Kuroko, can we be something special, like maybe a secret helper hidden in a treasure chest holding a key or something?"
The blue-haired boy thought for a second and later gave them a small nod. "Okay, please notify me of you wish to be a fairy helper for your partner."
"Heck yeah, I'm Shin-chan's fairy!"
"What the heck, Kuroko?! This isn't supposed to be Legend of Zelda!" protested Midorima.
"Awww come on Shin-chan! It'd be fun!"
"No!"
While the two of them argued like an old married couple, Himuro called out to Kuroko.
"Thank you for allowing me to join. I want to be a fairy for Atsushi. It'd be so worrying if I just let him alone in the game," said Himuro while smiling. Nodding his head, Kuroko wrote down the role for Himuro and Takao. "What about you, Kasamatsu-san?"
"Wait, I haven't decided yet, Kuroko!" yelled Midorima at a side of the table. Takao laughed nochalantly beside him. "Don't deny it anymore, Shin-chan. You'd be lost without me," Takao grinned.
"Hmm…..I don't know. Kise pretty much is an able-bodied by himself." Kasamatsu put on a serious thinking face, and next to him, Kise began his steps to glomp Kasamatsu but was stopped by none other than his senpai's muscular kick. "Don't touch me, you prick!"
"But I'm moved! Senpai thought I can take care of myself well!"
"Of course you do! You're freaking sixteen so ACT LIKE ONE!"
"So I guess Kise-kun will be alone then?" Kuroko stared at his notepad and later Kasamatsu's face. The spiky-haired man nodded. "Alright, now that's settled…..Have everybody decided on what to bring in this adventure?"
Every participants tried hard not to laugh at the way Kuroko questioned them. Akashi later put up his right hand. "Can I go first?"
"Go ahead, Akashi-kun." The phantom boy took a blue pen out of his bag's pocket.
"I choose Oxford Dictionary 125th Edition."
Now everybody copied Kuroko's deadpan expression.
"I wish to preserve knowledge when the world was at the brink of destruction. Besides, don't you think dictionaries would be a good weapon itself?"
Aomine started imagining where Akashi's head at the verge of being dismantled from his body by a zombie, he could just swing it upon their faces. And the aftermath of the event would be called….
"The Bloody Grimoire of Oxford…" Aomine mumbled to himself, but got caught by Momoi. "What the heck are you talking about, Dai-chan?"
"So for Akashi-kun is dictionary, next?" Quickly, Kuroko wrote down the weapon of the red-head, and later browsed through the group again.
"I'll go." Kise lifted his hand. "Can I choose a car?"
"NO!" Almost everybody protested, except Kuroko.
"I don't have any objections on that but since everyone was unhappy about it, could you please state your reason Kise-kun?"
Kise scratched his blonde hair and replied, "Uhh….Instead of fighting one-on-one for each zombie, wouldn't it be faster if I just run them through?"
"Unacceptable!"/"Preposterous!"/"That's plain lazy!"/"Cowardly act."
Since everybody gave Kise such mean responses, he decided to change his weapon. "Okay, okay! I'll take…..Chainsaw?"
This time, Momoi was the one complaining loudly. "Too mediocre."
"Gaahh we can't waste time just on me changing weapons!" Kise later covered his ears and turned to Kuroko. "I won't change it this time, so please go on to someone else before they force me to change it to a new one." Kuroko nodded at his request.
"I'll take my lucky items with me."
"I'm afraid I can only allow one item, Midorima-kun."
"Shin-chan, how about you bring a cellphone?" suggested Takao out of the blue. "You can still communicate with the Oha-Asa."
"Why, Takao!"
"It's decided, cellphone for Shin-chan!"
"Oi stahhp!"
When Kuroko was about to write it down, he got curious about something. "If I may ask, what kind of phone would you like to bring, Midorima-kun?"
Midorima, on the other hand, had finally surrendered to Takao's will and later gave it a thought for a second. "Nokia Lumia XP." Kuroko gave a small nod while smiling, "Understood." His hands furiously writing it down. "Now, Murasakibara-kun?"
"Can I use Muro-chin?"
"For sure."
Without any questions, Kuroko wrote it down while Kise was putting up a strong disapproval. "Wait, we can use human as a weapon?!"
"I did say anything before this, right Kise-kun?"
"Well…" Kise rubbed his head, trying to remember what his Kurokocchi had said earlier. "Yeah…"
"Alright, that's for Murasakibara-kun. What about you, Kagami-kun?" Lifting his cute face to Kagami, Kuroko watched the red-haired boy that was busy munching Maji burgers.
"Huh? I don't know….A bat I guess?"
"What the heck, a bat? Are you going to a baseball tournament, Bakagami?" barked Aomine from a side of the long table.
"Tch stop whining like a bitch, Ahomine. What is yours then?"
"I'm bringing basketball."
Kuroko knew there's no good in watching his two lights arguing with each other, and he proceeded to writing them down and asked Momoi about her preference.
"Eh? I'm in too?" asked Momoi with a puzzled face.
"Well, I do consider you as one of us. Unless you don't want to play…"
"No no no no! I do! E-eto…..Wait a second….I want….." Suddenly she came up with a great idea(according to her). "Tetsu-kun, could you be my knight?"
Everybody's heads turned to Momoi that was blushing slightly as she asked the favour to the invisible boy. Kuroko, maintaining his expressionless face, agreed to be her 'knight'. "But I'm going to be playing too, Momoi-san, so I'm not a perfect pawn."
"Oh no way, Tetsu-kun! You're perfect in every way!" She praised her crush with absolute lovey-dovey tone, in which Aomine turned his face away with disgust. "So can we start now?" Kuroko started to count the number of participants in the list and later realized, "We are missing someone here…"
"Eh?"
They all tried to ask each other if there's a secret member anywhere, or maybe hidden under the table(oh Himuro you're so adorable owo"). Meanwhile, Kuroko was thinking so hard when later Kise pointed out that…
"Ano….Kurokocchi, you haven't picked your weapon yet."
The blue-haired boy was astonished by Kise's statement, and he facepalmed himself, and later chuckled. "My lack of presence is growing stronger and dangerous, when I myself can forget about me." His pen danced on the paper on his notepad, scribbling down his weapon of choice.
"What do you pick, Kurokocchi?"
"A frying pan."
When they all fixed their gaze at Kuroko, he knew he had to give them a reason. "Well I do need to cook to go on living, and it would also be good for self-defense." After a moment of staring at him, they all later succumbed to the logical reason. But not Kagami.
"What the hell, Kuroko? How do you want to use the frying pan?"
"For starters, the frying pan has a solid structure that can surely deal a lot of damage, and if you're hungry, I might be able to cook something to ease your hunger."
And Kagami agreed too. Such an easy prey.
"I've prepared a special dice for this game." The phantom sixth player reached out for something in his bag and pulled out a medium-sized 'dice' made up of cardboard, only enough for a man's palm to hold the dice. The surfaces were scrawled 1,500, 3,000, 2,000, MISS, 10,000, and 100 with a black pen marker. They could tell that Kuroko was really looking forward to this day, judging from the amount of effort he had put into making this game. "For each attack, the person must throw this dice and the number that shows up will be the amount of damage he inflicted."
They all nod at his simple explanation, and some of them took a good look at the hand-made dice. Boy, they were really excited to play now! "Alright, I'm all revved up! Let's do this shit!" Aomine flexed his muscle and cracked his fingers, with his grin decorated his face.
"Okay," Kuroko held out a paper with a drawing of ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° on it, and later asked Kagami to hold the paper in front of him, blocking everyone's vision from seeing Kuroko's face completely. When they were about to ask what he was doing, suddenly a very announcer-y voice came from the petite body of Kuroko.
"Welcome everyone to the game of Zombie Survivors! Today we will be exploring the city of Tokyo, where the zombie virus had began spreading like wildfire! In this journey, we will encounter three bosses, and one of them will be the mad scientist who caused this whole trouble in the first place!"
SNAP. Aomine snatched the paper off Kagami's hand. "What the f-I thought you had some kind of recorded message playing behind the paper," uttered Aomine with a curious tone.
"Please do not interrupt me when I'm explaining, Aomine-kun. Now please put up the paper," said Kuroko with a very menacing aura, surprisingly now with his emotionless face. The tanned boy sweatdropped and straightened up the paper before putting it back at Kagami's hand.
"Sorry for the technical errors just now, we'll get back on the programme! So, with a team of only eight people, and two fairies, will you guys survive this journey?! The game starts now!" And Kuroko pulled Kagami's hand down, back to revealing his face to the crowd. Their mouths were wide-opened, unable to believe that the voice just now came from the quiet Seirin player. Was it really Kuroko?
Since the story was kinda long, I decided to divide it into maybe two or three chapters. Writing this fic was a fun ride for me since I'm also working on another KnB fic which was HELLA DEPRESSING. So, I just want the characters to have some fun in this story and hence, the zombie! (….I think I skipped a step there but nvm…) And I was so excited about this fic, I drew five participants together with their weapons! I leave out Kise-kun and Murasakibara-kun to my friends, and did the rest by myself. Feel free to check it out in my FB page XD (If you don't know my FB, just PM me)
Reviews are gladly appreciated, and thanks for reading! Have a nice day! :3