Disclaimer: This is a parody inspired by the works of Masashi Kishimoto and Marvel Comics. All characters that I have not created or borrowed from other sources are theirs. This is a Fan fiction and not meant to violate the rights of those who own the rights to the Naruto or X-men Series. I have no money and therefore not a good suing target. Thank you very much.

X-Ninja

Chapter One

Orochimaru had to leave and leave quickly, since his sensei known as the Third Hokage had found his secret lab. Yet what they didn't know was he had one final experiment to check out before he left his village behind. For the last two years he had been releasing a virus which he had been working on, one which could change the ninja world. The virus would transmit a genetic marker which could create random bloodline limits within them, which would be inherited in their children who would also develop random powers.

The idea of ninjas spontaniously developing powers on par with most bloodline would cause major chaos and lead to major chaos, however there was a time delay with this plan. Only the children of the infected would gain the powers and those powers would mostly develop when the children reached the age of puberty as their bodies started to change. Yet he wanted to make sure his system would keep pumping the virus airborne so it would spread across the elemental nations.

'This should allow for the transformation of the children of the leaf, but with my notes and specimens I should be able to spread the virus across the other nations and create new changes. Perhaps even more advance versions of the virus, which can be sold to the leaf enemy. Now to pick up the notes and check on the tanks.' thought the snake ninja as he looked at machinery. He smiled as the virus leaked out of the device. Then he vanished from sight of one of his secret lair.

Twelve Years Later...

Sarutobi was still trying to get a grip on the situation of what was happening in his village, a scene of chaos and confusion as the change started to flow through young academy students and the genin. Somehow the children of the leaf had been developing new bloodline limits when they approached their tweleth year, one which had much confusion around them. Especially since they can from people with out natural limits, and the one case of a bloodline limit holder going through the change had kept the original as well as the new one.

'Orochimaru had a hand behind this, I feel it in my bones. There is no proof though. What am I going to do?' thought the leader as he opened the files on the latest students to develop superpowers.

The Third Hokage was looking at the collective students who had passed the genin exam and would be tested by their instructors for the skill of teamwork. The first set was team seven, starting alphabetically with Sakura Haruno. Her power was quite similar to power given Naruto by the demon fox.

'Sakura has the power of regeneration, yet it doesn't cause the cell decay that normal regeneration which most jutsu uses. she has the ability to heal most minor wounds instantly, while major ones heal up within a few hours. The more developed ability she has discovered with her power is the ability to heal others with those same strange powers. It would make her a very skilled medical ninja.' The hokage turned to the next member of the list, Sasuke Uchiha.

'If the powers were to make sense, Sasuke would have likely been given the power over fire and flames. Yet it was the power of lightning that he was given, to summon electricity and control it. Medical checks says that the Sharingan eye of Sasuke still exist, it was just not active at the moment as it required a triggering event. It makes sense that Sasuke might be able to perform lightning based jutsu.' Finally there was the last member, Naruto.

'Naruto triggered by accident a few days ago, while training with Taijutsu. He began to duplicate the taijutsu skills of his opponents, matching each move with the counter within the same school of martial arts. Further experiments proved that Naruto could duplicate the skills, natural abilities and powers of those around him. He can even duplicate jutsu to a degree, except for the problems of chakra control. He has of yet found a way to duplicate this aspect of his foes giving him one weakness. Another weak point is he seems to be limited to a number of two. It was a theory that he could duplicate more then two people with more experince and time. This power also fades within time as he is no longer close to his duplicated foe or ally. He has also learned the power of Shadow Clone Jutsu from hard work and practice. There is also the natural chakra boost and regeneration of the fox... which also brings up the question of if the beast managed to influence the gene which caused the mutation in Naruto.'

'Naruto and Sasuke, given their natural inclinations would make a great fighting force. Their powers would only boost that fighting potential with power lightning attacks and the ability to use their foes powers against them. Sakura has the power to back them up with her regeneration as well as her healing ability. Naruto's general powers will allow him to aid in other aspects as well as act as a wild card. The council wants the last Uchiha to be taught by the only other Sharingan user, and Kakashi has stated interest in keeping an eye on his sensei's son. So it looks like Kakashi will be leading Team Seven if he passes them.'

Sarutobi paused for a moment as he thought of the situation he was in. With all of the powered children, not that all of them had powers yet there was a large number of them, there was only a few of them that could become shinobi. The rest would be sent to civilian life again... with potential powerful abilities. Danzo was clamering for the inclusion of those children into his Ne divison of the ANBU black ops, yet to turn children into weapons without the careful rules of the ninja would not be the brightest decision. There would be the need for chunin to be teaching these same said children and teach them to use their power responible to aid the Will of Fire.

'Time to move to the next team, Team Eight.' Sarutobi looked at one of the two other teams which had students who had been at least close to Naruto, starting in numerical order with eight. This team was made up with Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuga and Kiba Inuzuka. Lead by the more recent jonin Kurenai Yuhi, this team had the basics of a great observation team and their superhuman abilities seemed to compliment this.

'Shino as part of the Aburame clan has his own colony of destruction bugs which is the base of many of his jutsu. However, one of his superhuman ability was to be able to shrink himself and/or any of his bugs. The limit of the shrinking was to the size of the smallest of bugs, yet there was the possiblity that he could shrink himself more. Then there was the flip side of the power, that of the ability to grow to giant sizes. Shino himself could reach the size of multiple story houses, while his bugs could take on a frightenly above normal human size. The latter was more of use in combat then in spying, but the first power made the difference there as he can ride a flying insect to spy on his opponents. Then there is the strategy that he can create in his minds eye which will be of use as a ninja.' thought the ancient ninja as he moved on to the other male student of the team.

'Kiba was trained to work with his nindog partner, Akamaru. His power seemed related to this as he can change his human shape into that of any animal in the carnivore family. He has a specialty of any canine creature from wolves to dog to foxes, but he has be pushed to try other forms like those of cats. The problem is being a dog person he has a bit of a bias against cats of any kind. He has excelled at taking the form of various weasels, mongooses, raccoon dogs bears, pandas, walruses, and seals. A unique ability which will help him blend in with the surroundings when spying and to track his foes down with greater easy. It would also help in combat, but not as much as his ability to take on a hybred form between the animal and human forms.' Finally it was time to turn to the timid female member of the team.

'Hinata Hyuga still has the 360 degree vision and pentrating visions of her Byakugan, yet there was a bonus power of the transformed. She has the ability to summon and control a living darkness of a kind different then those of the Nara. The Nara clan mention the darkness she can summon seems to be semi-alive and hungers for light as well as life force. So far Hinata can create shield of darkness which she has an advantage as she is the only one to be able to see through it. She can summon a creeping shadow to darken the battle field, summon minor weapons like kunai from the darkness and even leviate herself with the darkness. The ability of her teammates to smell through the darkness by way of carnivore senses or the pheromones of bugs make them a more solid team.' The Hokage also noted the major crush the oldest child of the clan head's crush on the boy who protects the village from the nine tails as well.

The hokage decided to continue with Team Ten.

The final team related to Naruto, Team Ten which will be under the command of my son Asuma. Composed of Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Choji Akimichi. The second generation of the Ino-shika-cho formation. Who are also gifted with the powers from the unknown source.' thought the Hokage as he looked over the sheets of papers which explained those powers.

'Going alphabetically, Choji's clan is a group who specialize in shape changing jutsu. Enlarging one or more of their body parts like becoming a human ball or growing huge arms. This has been enhanced by his emergining ability to transform his body into different materials. He has soon the ability to turn to different forms of stone or metals or even biological material like wood or rubber. The enemy would be well adviced to avoid a ninja who can become a just steel ball of fury. So far he can only turn his entire body to the material, but who knows? With training he would be able to turn only parts of himself into these compounds.' The Hokage knew that Choji would make a great defender for his team.

'Shikamaru's family specializes in shadow jutsu which can be useful for assassination techniques, which makes it surprising that Hinata developed the shadow powers and not him. No, he seemed to have gained the power to alter the density of his own personal molecules. He can remove most of the density to make him ghost like and lighter then air. This allows him to fly and avoid hits, he has also developed the ability to pass through solid matter. Reversing the ability, he has found a way to become as hard as steel and just as strong. The later is useful in combat when fighting with Taijutsu, the former is useful for spying and fighting. As long as he can hid in the shadows, he can get just about anywhere. This can be useful for the missions they will undertake.' The final member was the only female in the group.

'Ino's power is the one which is most like her family's jutsu, the power of spirit possession and mental manipulation. Ino had gained the power of telepathy. Ino didn't handle gaining these powers very well as she kept hearing voices when nobody was speaking. Forunately, the Kyubi seems to block her from reading it's mind and that of Naruto, or there could have been trouble. With the care and training of her father, it was just a matter of time before she learned to block the mental thoughts of others when she used her power. Which was fortunate as she also developed the ability to produce a mental blast which mental injuried people by knocking them out. Now she has become one of the most powerful ninjas, useful in the art of interigation as she can lift the secrets of our enemies from their minds. Yet before she learns to do this, I would like to enhance her training with her mental shields so that she doesn't cause injury to herself as she does this. As well as improve her skills so she does no harm to her subject.' The three teams looked very promising, with both eight and ten looking like they would pass with flying colours. Team Seven, however, had the problem of being weak on teamwork with all of the rivalries and crushes in the mix.

'The lack of teamwork is made worse by the fact they have Kakashi as a sensei, who's life experience had made him respect co-operation as the basics of any ninja skill set. The odds seem to be against them, but knowning Naruto's determination... I think that his team might just manage to pass the bell test. Let us see if that comes to pass in the days ahead.'