Organization Days
Hey readers :D I finally decided to write/type another fic! I had writer's block for a while but I alive again. I'll try to update regularly, that is if I get reviews. For the next two weeks (up to next next friday, May 9th), I'm unable to post or write anything due to important testings. Note I stink at reviews and let's just go over the disclaimer cause I'm not gonna constantly type it in each chappie.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! If I did, I wouldn't be here now would I?
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Chapter 1. Revival
We all know that Organization XIII were all eliminated, with the exception of Roxas and possibly Xion [Namine is not part of the Organization], but we they really gone for good? Nope. Not in this life time.
"OH MY GOODNESS!" No. II, Xigbar shouted, "I got a splinter... O.o (plucks it out). Oh right... OH MY GOODNESS!!!! I'm alive! Well, alive as any Nobody can be... I feel... Giddy with joy."
"Or annoying," a new voice commented, "Xigbar, did you lose your sanity when Sora finished you off?"
"Maybe.... Wait, how would you know he eliminated me? You vanished first, Xaldin."
No. III stretched his sleeping arms. "I'm just assuming."
Xigbar paced around a bit. "So.. He got you too?"
"Obviously..."
"GASPS! We got beaten by a child with a giant key. O.O" He overexaggerated, "OH THE SHAME! THE HUMANITY!" Xaldin punched the elder member.
"Get a grip. While you're at it, get your sanity back."
"Meany."
"How'd you ever became a scientist, no one will ever know," another voice entered ruthlessly. "No. II and III, that brat got you?"
"Vexen? How long were you here? And maybe..." Xigbar sheepishly answered.
"He did huh... I was here the entire time."
Xaldin asked, "Sora killed you too?"
"No. That traitor Axel did..." Vexen grumbled something incomprehensable.
"Oh.... You really lost your touch," No. II said to No. IV, then turned to No. III, "Is that what happens when we get old like Vexen who is probably 100?"
"HEY! I'm not even a day over 80!"
"Yeah, you died before 251! It was probably a day before your 2554 birthday."
"O.o How does your brain work...?"
"I... Don't... Know..." He rubbed his head. "I got a lump on my head. Xaldin, give me a hug. :]"
"O.o"
"Please."
"What happens if I say no?"
"I shoot you."
"O.O I can't I just... Pat you on the head instead?"
"Hmm..."
"Good luck Xaldin," Vexen laughed, only to get stabbed.
"Okays :]" He patted him nervously.
"How interesting," yet another voice popped in.
"O.o You pick now to talk?" Vexen questioned.
"Why not?"
"LEXAEUS! Gimme a hug :]" Xigbar extended his arms.
"O.O No..."
"Aw.."
"WHAT!? You don't threaten him???" Xaldin screeched in disbelief.
"Hush, child."
"O.o"
"He's big!" he 'whispered'.
"And...?"
"It's very intimidating." Lexaeus blinked.
"I can hear you. It's quiet, and that's not a whisper."
"SILENCE!"
"So... You don't threaten me, but you 'silence' me?"
"That's right."
"How hard did you get hit?"
"Very :] That key thingy is painful! :'["
Complete silence....
"Why are we on the dark beach place?"
"'Cause we are."
"Oh... How gloomy :["
"You really have lost it..." said someone who's shadowy figure appears to be about... 5 feet? Nonetheless, short.
"GASPS! It's a short talking heartless!"
"O.o"
"Are you a neoshadow? They look about 5 ft :]"
"O.o .... DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE ANTENNAS?!? You imbecile..." (throws something hard at him)
"Owwie. :'[ Oh hi Zexy :]"
"...." (Strangle)
"AH! AH! AH! STRANGLING HEARTLESS!!!!" (tightens grip) Everyone else is just watching.
"You can't really choke anyone."
"Says the one with a smilie face on his eyepatch, aka the pirate...." (attempting to strangle)
"Pirate? Cool :D" (Xigbar hugs him.)
"O.o" (Jabs him in the other eye)
"AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"IS THERE AN OFF SWITCH ON THIS GUY?!?!?!!?!?!?"
"We wish."
"ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. YOU ALL LOOK LIKE MORONS!" Saix looks angry...
"Oh it's the lacky. HI LACKY :]" Xigbar waved while the other hand is on his eye.
"Lacky?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I mean doggy."
"Doggy?"
"Oh, I mean wolfy."
"Wolfy?..............WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?"
"He said it not us!" They all point at Xigbar.
"Give me a hug :]" Xigbar extended his arms at Saix.
"O.o Is he okay....?"
"Never. He lost his sanity.... And brain..."
"That explains so much...." They heard loud crunching... O.o
"Want some food?" Axel holds out 'food'.
"Food??? Don't you mean 'charcoal'?"
".... You can say that..."
"O.O"
"Fine, more for me." Chomp! X]
"You weird, weird guy..."
"You strange, strange people. :]"
"Strange? How are we strange?"
"I saw the whole thing. The hugging, the violence, the insults.... I just decided to get some popcorn."
"Charcoal."
"Whatever. I say tomato you say tomato. I say popcorn; you say charcoal."
"They're not the same thing...."
"Techni-"
"Doesn't matter!"
" :O! T_T"
"Dance, water, dance!" Some weird dude is splashing in the water which might be contaminated.
"O.o Well, we know who else is here... You sound like a two year old, Demyx," Saix the funsucker said.
"Whatcha talking about? Everyone's here. :P" Axel spoiled the moment, making the 'doggy' look stupid :D.
"Silence."
"Aw... Silence! :D" Insert growl. "O.o Down doggy!" (attack, which is not appropriate for this fic :] Nah... ) Saix beserked the fire hazard who just happenned to be dancing away.
"I don't see anyone :["
"Of course not, you see no one," Xaldin corrected.
"Huh? :O"
"Forget you...."
"NO!!!!!!" He tackled his fellow member to the very sandy but filthy ground.
"Hey, you're messing up our game," Luxord complained while Marluxia and Larxene nodded.
"GAMBLING WILL GET YOU NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O"
"O.o This is goldfish."
"Oh... Hi Marly, hi- eh..... L-larxene...."
":] Hi Xigbar."
".... Marly? Really...?"
"Gimme a hug, Marly." No response. "Marly? Marluxia?"
"Ask Larxene. She'll gladly give you 'one'."
":O! But she's the WWTWTNW!"
"Huh?" Everyone just cocked their heads to the side.
"Wicked Witch of The World That Never Was."
"Oh." (Insert zaps) Xigbar cried.
"Are you crying?"
"T-t-t-that-t-t-t r-r-real-y hu-rt."
"Quit your blubbering and suck it up." Larxene glared. Xigbar continues crying.
"How do we get him to stop?"
"I'll stop for a hug from Marly." They all look towards Marly.
"No." Other members glared at Marluxia. "Ask Demyx to do it. He'll give anyone a free hug."
"Oh. I get it. You want to be paid."
"O.o No."
"Right..."
"I have no use for money.... O.o"
"Uh huh..."
"Get away from me..." In the distance, they could of sworn they heard a cry for help. Yep, Larxene electrified the water that Demyx was in.
"T_T G-g-g-g-go a-a-a-awway....." He ran behind.... Let's see... Xigbar's crying, Larxene's after Demyx, Saix's staring at the moon, everyone else is glaring at Marly, so I guess Demyx ran behind Saix. Larxene sends 50,000 volts of electricity towards Demyx who was behind Saix so Saix was electrified instead.
"GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LAAAARRRRRXXXXXXEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh oh, crazy beserker on the loose." Axel watched the scene while enjoying his 'popcorn'. Everyone scattered out of the beserker's way. Unfortunately for Saix, he charged right at Xemnas.
CRASH!!!!!!!!! XD Someone's in trouble :]
"OOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Saix...."
"Superior!"
"Drop and give me 100." Saix gets down and does 100 push-ups.
"Nice, but I meant 100 munny for the damages." Everyone else laughed while Saix takes out 100 munny.
"Glad I didn't miss the show." Roxas popped out of nowhere eatting sea-salt ice cream :D Yum.
"BUDDY!" Axel hugged, or choked is more like it, Roxas.
"Are you trying to kill me?! :O"
"No, and how are you away from Sora?"
"He entered my circle :["
"Really?"
"No. I just took over when he was unconscious 'cause he stupidly ran into a coconut tree, and the coconuts landed on his head."
"Oh. :["
"TRAITOR!!!" Everyone shouted minus those from CoM.
"XP I had to, fools."
"Fools?"
"Yes, fools. You all are just jealous 'cause I'm cute and adorable unlike all of you. All of you I say!"
"HEY!!"
"Xemnas is the- wait, let me start with the A's- atrocious, ancient, agonizing, annoying, babbling, bacteria tracking, boring, bratty, batty, cheapskate, cooky, crazy, disgusting, dictating, displeasing, dirty, evil, freaky, foolish, filthy, gross, gassy, gaggy, gray, hideous, horrible, horrid, hating, irritating, insane, icky, juxaposed to trash with the trash in the lead, jumpy, kitten hating, killer, loony, loser, mean, mutated, nuscense, nausiating, nut case, obnoxious, odd, obsessive, poor, pathetic, pain in the neck, Queen of Hearts bad, repulsive, rip-off, ruthless, reeky, rambling, stupid, smelly, strange, snotty, sleep-inducing, tyrannical, trouble making, tragic, terrible, ugliest, unpleasant, uncreative, vexing, villain, wash out, witch, xylophone hating, yelling, yucky, yapping, ZZzzz inducing non-existant thing that ever was." Roxas took in a deep breath.
"Why you little-"
"Let me add rude. Anyways Xigbar is whacked.-"
"Gimme a hug? :]"
"No. Xalding is uptight. Vexen is-"
"Aw... Please?"
"You say 'please' to him?" Xaldin questioned.
"He's a child. :]"
"Anyways.... Vexen is... self explanatory."
"What do you mean by that?"
"SHH! Let the child speak. :]"
"How hard did he get hit again?" Vexen pondered.
"Very :]"
"Will you all quit interupting?!?! Don't answer that. Lexaeus is quiet. Too quiet. Zexion is a book nerd. A short one too."
"You're short yourself. You are shorter than I am."
"SILENCE! Let the child speak :]"
"Okay... Saix is the superior's slave."
"Am not."
"Whatever lacky."
"I'M NOT A LACKY!!!!!!!!"
"Axel is a psychopath."
"You think of me as a psychopath?"
"Yes."
"Thank you."
"Yeah, Demyx is a coward. Luxord is a notorious gambler. Marluxia is girly."
"HEY!!"
"Shut it Mr. Flower Petals." Axel threatened Marluxia with charcoal while Marluxia just glares.
"Larxene is self explanatory."
"I REALLY HATE KIDS RIGHT NOW!"
"XP screw you."
"Couldn't you have said anything nice about us?" asked Demyx.
"I could, didn't want to."
"PLEASE!" Xigbar pleaded.
"Okay okay just get away from me." Xigbar backed up. "Xemnas is..... Xigbar is friendly towards children except for Sora." Xigbar smiled while Xemnas just looked at Roxas in disbelief. "Xaldin can fly. Vexen is smart? Lexaeus is not the rest of you. Zexion has fans. Saix is loyal. Axel is awesome. Demyx is great with music. Luxord is too lucky. Marluxia can make oh so pretty flowers. Larxene........ That's it."
"I want to fly but the superior won't let me fly in the castle."
"What's with the question mark?"
"The question mark goes at the end of the question duh." Roxas replied nonchalantly.
"No comment."
"O.o I have what?"
"Fans. You know the fangirls who usually just find pictures of you on the internet and post it up in their blogs, cellphones, cameras, type fanfiction with you as the main character, pair you up with different beings, have many many people read those stories and etc." Zexion twitched.
"Are you saying that to scare me?"
"I saying the truth. You can check the internet if you don't believe me."
"Thanks buddy."
"No problem fire hazard."
":]"
"You think I play well?"
"Yup."
"Yes!"
"These beings don't play music."
"Oh."
"What's wrong with being lucky?"
"... They are not pretty. They are gorgeous."
"Sure they are."
"Why did you skip me?"
"I didn't skip you, I said your name."
"Why didn't you say anything nice about me?"
"Do you really want to know what I think about you?"
"Start talking."
"You are pretty." Roxas crossed his fingers behind his back.
"Oh really?" Larxene puts an electrifying hand on Roxas. Axel 'accidently' dropped popcorn down Larxene's cloak.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"Oops. Sorry." Axel said sarcastically. "Btw, I just made those."
"Grrrr."
"Oh I'm so scared."
"You better be." Larxene gathers 100,000 volts of electricity. Axel warped.
"Why didn't we all do that in the first place?"
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End chappie? :D No one got hurt. Much. This is not meant to be taken literally.
Xigbar: Gimme a hug?
Me: O.o Ask the readers.
Xigbar: Gimme a hug? :]
R&R please or I won't update :'[ btw the format might change.