Chapter one
"Come along Ponds!" The eleventh Doctor shouted happily as he took his sonic screwdriver out of his pocket and raced across the small forest. Amy and Rory close behind him. "We have an alien to catch!"
"But aren't you an alien? Isn't that like discrimination or something?" Rory asked slightly confused as he tried to keep up with The Doctor who stopped at his words. He turned around and almost glared at him.
"Because shut up that's why," he stated and then continued running. Amy rolled her eyes with a small shrug and continued after him, her husband close behind.
"What are we even chasing Doctor?" Amy asked irritably, her Scottish accent thicker than usual.
"No idea, that's why we're chasing it," he replied with a small laugh and pointed his sonic in front of him and came to a slow stop. He pushed the button and the green light and familiar noise filled the forest. "There!"
In some deep bushes the three travelers spotted bright blue shimmering eyes that seemed to glow with mischief.
"Hello there, what's your name?" The Doctor asked while slowly walking towards the creature.
"Bow ties are stupid!" It suddenly shouted in a sing-songy voice and took off while sticking its tongue out at The Doctor who stared after it in shock. "Can't catch me potato head!"
"Oi!" The Doctor shouted and took off running after the rude little alien. "Don't diss bow ties!"
"Ugh Doctor!" Amy complained while jogging after him. The Doctor however didn't stop running and continued to chase the rude creature, determined to knock some sense into it.
"Bow ties are cool," he quietly reassured himself as he gained on the small waist high creature which suddenly turned into a clearing, stopped running and turned around to face The Doctor who also came to a halt, his arms flailing as he tried to stop so suddenly. The Doctor had never really seen anything like it. The alien's eyes were completely blue with a darker blue where the Irises should've been. Its skin was pale but had small white sparkles all over it. The creatures' hair was long, black and came down to its elbows.
"You don't have eye brows," the alien suddenly stated in a British accent while placing a hand on its hip. "Just thought you'd like to know!"
"Who are you?" The Doctor asked getting a little annoyed with the rude alien. "And I do too have eye brows!"
"Not like last time!" The alien stated in a sing song-y voice. "And your hair is disgusting! You look like a girl."
"I am not a girl!" The Doctor shouted and pulled out his sonic screwdriver. "Who are you?"
"You're like an uncoordinated cat that bumps into everything!" It suddenly shouted and took off running once again. The Doctor determined that it was actually a she from the pitch of her voice. Amy and Rory finally caught up with The Doctor right as she took off running again, The Doctor close behind.
"Will we ever stop running?" Rory asked out of breath as he leaned against a tree.
"The Doctor never stops running," Amy sighed while also leaning up against a tree breathing hard. "It'd be a miracle if he ever did stop… Alright let's go."
Amy started running after The Doctor, making sure to follow the deep foot prints in the ground. The Doctor almost had her when she suddenly turned into a small cave, making him smash into a tree with a loud thud. The alien turned around and started laughing her head off.
"Stop it," The Doctor complained as he rubbed his head and she continued to laugh.
"You ran into a tree!" She finally was able to stop laughing long enough to shout. "And your feet are huge!"
The Doctor took a step towards her and she disappeared into the cave. He sighed and began to decide whether or not he should follow.
"Oh, of course I'm going to follow," he groaned to himself and then briskly walked into the cave.
"Doctor, oh Doctor!" She sang again leading him deeper and deeper into the cave. "Can't catch me! You're too old! And also, you're covered in mold!"
"Who are you?" The Doctor asked once again, trying his very best to ignore the aliens taunts. Suddenly light filled the cave and five of the little aliens were all standing around The Doctor. "Right you out number me but I'm taller than you… We have two options, rip each other to shreds or try and help one another?"
"You're right," the alien he had been chasing before stated and the others nodded their heads. "You are freakishly tall."
Suddenly she lunged at him and the moment she touched him, his vision when black. Then suddenly flashed white and went black once again.
"Where am I?" He called out just as his vision was returning. He looked around the room he was in and it looked very, very familiar. That's when he realized he was back in the TARDIS. But how did he get there and could it be possible that this was just an illusion? "Amy, Rory… where are you?"
He walked around the TARIS looking over buttons and things when there was a loud popping noise and Amy appeared right next to The Doctor.
"Doctor, what's happening?" She asked worriedly as she looked around. "We're in the TARDIS… But-but how did that happen?"
"I don't know," The Doctor stated while thinking. "Something's off about this. Something is different… but what am I missing?"
The Doctor paced back and forth, trying to figure this out when Amy heard an unfamiliar voice echo through the TARDIS
"Donna?" It called causing The Doctor to stop pacing and slowly look to where the voice was coming from. Suddenly a man wearing a pin striped suit came out of one of the hallways. "Donna-… what?"
"Doctor who's that?" Amy asked while tugging on The Doctors sleeve. The strange man took a step towards them, his mouth open in disbelief.
"What?" He asked again completely confused.
"Doctor…" Amy whispered and the man looked at her with surprise, and then looked at The Doctor in horror.
"What…" He stated, his mouth hanging open.
"Er, yes hello," The Doctor smiled and took a small step towards the man, dragging Amy behind him. "I'm The Doctor… and so are you."
"Oh, don't tell me I left the shields down again," The tenth Doctor groaned in misery.
"No, I don't think you left the shields down," Eleven stated while thinking. That was when The tenth Doctor gasped.
"No, no, no, no, no!" He suddenly shouted and raced around the control panel. "If we don't send me back to my TARDIS we'll blow a hole in the universe about the size of North Korea! And we're not supposed to cross our own timelines! This is very bad."
"Doctor who is that?" Amy asked quietly, her eyes wide while she watched the strange man rush around pushing buttons.
"He's me," Eleven sighed and sat down in one of the chairs.
"It's not doing anything!" The Tenth Doctor groaned as he poked and pulled at buttons and levers.
"What do you mean you?" Amy asked while glanced at The Eleventh Doctor who was watching himself run around the place like mad, pushing buttons and pulling levers frantically.
"Somehow I've crossed my own timeline… only I have no memory of any of this," he stated.
"So that used to be you?" Amy asked and when The Doctor nodded his head she smiled. "You used to have great hair…"
"Here hold this!" Ten suddenly told Amy while grabbing her hand and made her hold down a button.
"Ugh, why?" She asked as she watched him press down about thirty different things.
"Because by holding down that button it triggers the Manipulator to start vibrating and sending singles up and out to the Calculator which will cause the TARDIS to start the Conductor—" The Tenth Doctor started to explain quickly until Eleven came up and placed a hand over his mouth.
"It starts to separate the two TARDIS'S. Well no it doesn't but if that helps you understand then yes it does," Eleven stated. Ten glared at him before turning back to trying to save everyone. That was when there was a loud popping noise and Rory appeared next to Ten who jumped nearly five feet in the air.
"Rory!" Amy shouted and practically lunged at him then embraced him in a kiss. Both the Doctors stared at them uncomfortably for about five seconds before Ten decided that he didn't need to be watching and turned back to his work.
"You could help me you know," Ten nearly growled at Eleven who looked at him surprised.
"Well… um, I think I'd rather not because—"He started to explain before there was another loud popping noise and a red haired lady appeared next to the kissing couple.
"Oi, space man, where are we?"